Danny

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-05-13

On May 13, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

For once Jackson county wins! Enjoy your tornadoes suckers! #temptingfate #
Chode tornado RT @AmyKCTV5: Olathe tonight http://t.co/FWx36qiB #
More chodenado RT @KevinLighty: Picture of a funnel cloud just south of Olathe, KS about 5 minutes ago. #kswx #mowx http://t.co/84mclDjj #
#chodenado get it trending #KCSTORMS #
I mean look at this stupid douche chode tornado. YOU ARE A #CHODENADO and I openly mock you sir http://t.co/W5Or6plO #
Say it out loud #chodenado . If you don't giggle well then you're mature and should go back to your job. The rest of us? Chodenado #
@AmyKCTV5 always happy to improve the newscast! Make sure you call it by its proper name. #
Just saw a commercial for a new show on @weatherchannel about Iron workers...I had no idea building skyscrapers and weather were the same! #
@discoveryID @TWCable_KC Your HD audio on ID has been out of sync for a few days, how can I fix this? #
@TWCableHelp yeah, that's why I was thinking it was on their end. I rebooted both boxes. Thanks for response #
How did we ever know what hail looked like before smartphones? #KCSTORMS #
@toddgutschow im fine dropping $100 mill if (and its not of course), it was mandated to be local contracting comp with in city workers #
@toddgutschow and please see my DWI Winnebago tweet from yest #
Holy Crap! I just realized Cee Lo looks like George Costanza #
@Coach_Leach If you want to score huge on reddit, your first answer should be "RAMPART" #
@MatthewModine what happened I Thought 8:20 for KRBZ! #
@MatthewModine BAHAHA never mind its tomorrow! I'm an ass #
Student loan rates need to be preserved, BUT why is govt guaranteeing $ and paying interest on private loans in the first place? #
"Hey we will cover the interest on a loan and make none of the money" - US Govt policy on loans #bankerswetdream #
I hope student loan interest rates do double, watching bubbles pop is a hobby of mine. Maybe this time we dont bail out the banks... #
Did you know thanks to a powerful lobby Student Loan debt is no longer dischargeable through bankruptcy? Thanks #GOP #tcot #
Banks, without govt guarantee or parental co sign, wouldn't touch a student for a loan with a 10 foot FICO pole. #
@KrissyDiggs they only charge as much as the students can borrow. End the lending, end tuition hikes. #
@derreckmayer I might argue that a lifetime of huge monthly payments for a degree is much worse than no degree #
@derreckmayer yeah but why did we decide as a society applicants with a piece of paper are more worthy? #
@derreckmayer I'd much rather hire a guy who could build a web page vs a guy with no practical exp and a piece of paper #
@derreckmayer which is why we end the game. #toomuchdarkknight #
@derreckmayer my freshman year at U of Arizona they unveiled a $40ish Million dollar UNDERGROUND student center. Step 1 stop that. #
I'm sure this story with no corroborating evidence or facts from an anon source is wholly accurate http://t.co/PuqnrBix #
Lol to the clerk at gas station when I asked for rolling papers, "We don't sell paraphernalia." but u sell grape flavored Philly blunts? Ha #
The point is its hilarious that someone who will sell me delicious cancer sticks at the drop of the hat was offended I asked for zig zags. #
I effing love George Wallace RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to croutons. #
Do not miss "Dildo dealer Jeriney (strobe)" remix tomorrow on #ABFMB I think I peak here. #
@TheFakeNed how disturbed are you? This is important #
@TheFakeNed i do spacedicks, clop clop, wtf, subredditdrama, kansascity. but most of that is NSFW #
@NappdogMrFuccIt bahahahahaha #
Of course not, we still buy his crappy product @Royals_Report: David Glass refutes rumors that he's interested in selling the #Royals #
Hahahahahaha well time for a second job RT @Reuters: Senate Republicans block Democratic student loan bill http://t.co/RrXB1xcH #
The Senate just doubled our student loan payments because millionaires need their tax breaks. #
#Senate RT @AwkwrdWhenSober: @dannyboi965 "Well, we're already rich, so fuck you guys." #
@TheFakeNed I'm going to take a screenshot and submit this for karma #
.@clairecmc tell the senate thanks for making it clear which party to vote for in Nov #studentdebt #
God is fine but religion is the worst RT @nprnews: Gay Marriage Referendum Drives High Turnout In North Carolina #
What a way to go... http://t.co/dHFx0ooi #
Boy, North Carolina really is rolling out the red carpet for the Democratic convention... #
If you eliminated religion, would there be any anti-gay marriage bill? #
"Hey we're one of the most motivated voting groups in the country, we could help the poor, end wars, educate... What? MEN ARE KISSING?!?" #
Remember when I said the latest "underwear bomber" was full of crap/wag the dog? It was a CIA informant http://t.co/16dg9PIg #
What an incredibly shortsighted pursuit of $ RT @tbenglish: AMC theatres may be sold to Chinese conglomerate: http://t.co/dRwUjWfM #
@tbenglish but the top 1% of the company could make a fortune they wouldn't pay taxes on ! #
.@alroker is in town why he is helping the Salvation "Anti-Gay" Army is beyond me. http://t.co/ofBPYbcJ #
Apparently common sense comes across as "intellectual superiority" these days. #
Any they say gays are bad for kids, Dad breaks triplets legs http://t.co/xqJ13xYN #
.@MVS_Dude just proposed Hosmer, Hochevar and Getz for Halladay trade...Poor sweet Mark, thinks the #Royals would ever try anything... #
@davidaxelrod @JuddApatow if the Tea party wants to wall themselves off from the rest of America, I'm fine with that. #
@richardhine I know they're destroying the country, but come on this shit is HILARIOUS! #
@JohnFugelsang yes but they're very good at buying politicians who pretend to #
@getnickwright they can't have it both ways, either a pastor matters or he doesn't. If condemning Obama, they have to condemn Hannity. #
@getnickwright false equivalence #
.@KenWillReed none taken brah, I don't care about Jeremiah Wright. Those that I've met that do, tend to want to see a birth certificate... #
@getnickwright it's like listening to Stephen Glass get deconstructed #
I like that we are patting the President on the back for something he should have said 4 years ago. #SOBRAVE #
Jenny McCarthy still smug RT @KCStar: Johnson County sees outbreak of whooping cough: http://t.co/1Goh31NK #
@jpar0 k. U like cherry limeaids? #
So maybe we are electing the wrong Presidents RT @jmart33: @dannyboi965 That's more than any other president has ever done for us. #
@alycam but we're the bad guys for pointing it out. #
Gimme Bubba back RT @jmart33: @dannyboi965 I'll take Obama over any president we have elected in the last 40 yrs. #
Exactly RT @dolface79: @dannyboi965 @jmart33 reminds me of people that say things like "at least he pays his child support" lol #
"If there be an object truly ridiculous in nature, it is an American patriot, signing resolutions of independency with the one hand, #
and with the other brandishing a whip over his affrighted slaves." - Thomas Day #
Can someone explain to me why government is in any way, state or federal, is involved in marriage? #
@HowardStern please fire the person who wrote that #AGT spot. #
@clinch9 or pot! #
I told you to stay away from Travolta RT @Drunk_Debutante: So much long hair. #
@MRbelzer You are killing it on SVU this season. What writer do I have to bribe to give you more camera time? #
Who wouldn't? RT @ktdpharmdtobe: @dannyboi965 Only if you can explain to me why the state of Kansas wants to control my vagina. #
What an odd news day RT @Gawker: It's now officially legal to view child porn in New York. http://t.co/XaCbFL2I #
Most importantly this marks the first time in Joe Biden's VPdom that everyone in the administration didn't try and cover for him. #babysteps #
@shanepardue was afraid it was going to be a steamer #
People who don't follow me on twitter are (IMO weirdly), shocked when I talk politics. So let me clear this up, I love politics. #
.@jimlee Good times on the interview, everyone give him $ http://t.co/rjx6umAC #DC4life #
@johncheese hey John, wanna promote the article with @afentra and myself tomorrow? #
Ooooh snap she UNFOLLOWED, that'll show him RT @TMZ: Rihanna Drops Chris Brown -- You Finally Crossed the Line http://t.co/2gWwk7XK #
This is stupid RT @KCTV5: Shawnee Mission East High School is currently on lockdown after a fake gun was found on the campus. #
The new google plus update for the iPhone is just beautiful. #
Well they say sex sells eh @Time? #
Prediction: people will be outraged at @time, people will flip their shit, then something else will happen and we'll be outraged about that. #
Conservatism has been on the wrong side of history on every rights issue ever... You'd think they'd learn. #
I will say Rush did just make me laugh, "Obama traded the black vote for the rich gay one". #youwinthisround #
@LindsayShively @MayorSlyJames yes IF it stipulates the contract company must be KCMO owned AND workers must reside in the city. #
@LindsayShively let's see $150 in taxes vs $1500 for a new suspension after nailing a pothole... I'll take option 1 #
Can't wait for that next Biden moment! #reddit http://t.co/AZ9GvesA #
@JohnFugelsang it's a tool for literacy, "Class today we are watching Khloe and Lamar so you can see what happens when you don't read" #
@LindsayShively casinos downtown now pls #
TAX CUTS DONT STIMULATE ECONOMIES #fact RT @KCStar: Kansas House passes $3.7 billion tax-cut plan: http://t.co/cUoTWHM7 #
Sorry about the yelling, but when every metric for the last 30 years has shown tax cuts do not stimulate the economy. #
@efighter3 @KCStar FACTERER: distributed cost across large pool = less cost per indv. Oh no not an additional $10.50 a month! #
@efighter3 education and Medicaid baby! Ship it! #
@efighter3 in all seriousness, tax cuts do not stimulate economies. I don't mind cuts, but not using false justification #thatsall #
@efighter3 good discussion. I agree, don't try and justify it using fake facts. Opposing viewpoints are important to long term survival! #
@KSURaeRae bottomline, iPhone lack of fragmentation makes it #1 No more waiting in carrier to get newest feature. Jailbreak = win #
.@CodeNameMama you rocked Time, now let's have you on @afentra's show tomorrow. 0730 ok? #lactivist #
BUBBLE! RT @BreakingNews: Facebook's IPO is already oversubscribed; price range could rise - @reuters http://t.co/nZM59TSz #
@mollym89 no it's just straight bad #shame #
@jimlee villain pitch: "Delay". Radio DJ's dump button, struck by lightning embeds in skin giving ability to reset time by 8 seconds #
@JimLee and maybe he looks like this guy. Bahahahaha http://t.co/Un5awel6 #
@blakethegeek @JimLee I'm secretly trying to bring "the emasculators" back to life...DC style. But don't tell Jim .....whoops #
@blakethegeek but yeah best day ever #
@robdelaney @MikeBloomberg oh SHIT Rob is here! Quick eat the evidence. #
@blakethegeek @JimLee so I suppose this makes me the remainder? Aw shucks.... (plots vengeance) #
@blakethegeek @JimLee and just like that we invented a comic to teach kids math #
Who throws a shoe? Honestly RT @BreakingNews: Man escorted from Breivik trial after interrupts court with shout of go to hell, throws shoe #
Gotta love #Chase CEO Jamie Dimon (his bank is taxpayer dependent) continues to argue against regulations after ONE trader lost $2 billion! #
Having the stones to continue arguing against regulations, when your taxpayer backed bank loses $2B is quite assholey http://t.co/XnQTLDx6 #
I don't care how you raise your kids, it is your business; the second you put it in a magazine, I will judge your weirdness. #
But we need less regulation #lololololol RT @nprnews: JPMorgan 'Rogue Trader' Losses Send Chills Through Markets http://t.co/DKx5j8l7 #
#Chit #
.@matthewmodine is the shit! I need to work on being that balanced. Thanks for the interview, nice to finally speak. #
Well I did it, I played @gipsykings on an alternative radio station. Take THAT Perl Jam. #
I will happily run your twitter account @gypsykings! All I ask is for an interview for KRBZ Kansas city #
.@tbragg2 @subbysshop I like that "Perl" has replaced "Pearl" in my phone dictionary. I even text nerdy #
@stephcon the @gypsykings remind me of torrid lovemaking with @jeriney on the banks of the Mombasa river. #soundtrackofourhearts #
Oh George RT @MrGeorgeWallace: I need glasses. I didn't really notice what I saw on Time Mag. I was breast fed with a straw. #
@MrGeorgeWallace @L1TO a show you must catch. Still waiting for George du Soleil though... #
@B_Hay dude it has "Rush" in the title, it's xtreme! You used to be Xtreme too, you've changed man, you've changed #mtndew #
What about our wrist tattoos? RT @B_Hay: I have changed. I'm no longer BreXdan. RT @dannyboi965: You used to be Xtreme too, you changed man #
You have to watch this bigotry...this lady REALLY hates the gays #nebraska http://t.co/lhKILFA5 #
Can someone please tell me wiring a stereo harness isn't as terrifying as it looks? Yes I'm doing this at 10 at night #
@BaldiLOX0391 hmmmmmmmm I wonder if someone has the munches. I'll take a lava chocolate cake please #
@tivo1029 nailed it, only took an hour, just match like colors. Once you rip off the dash the fear of not having a radio motivates you. #
And after trying to go legit, @HBO has convinced me piracy is the only option. http://t.co/jBCxk3oY #
@mittNESS say hi to home for me. Go get a hires big H #
@mittNESS and fry sauce...LOTS OF FRY SAUCE #
@mittNESS technically TECHNICALLY when I was 16 I was Todd nuke'ems intern for a week. But mostly no. #radiofromhell #
This was a bad choice http://t.co/WHEtdlpd #

Tagged with: minutiae • tweets • twitter

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-05-06

On May 6, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

@johncusack can I ride with? We can film it and call it "Ride to NOwhere" #illshowmyselfout #
Since most elderly vote GOP, can I tell you how much it bothers me my tax $ pays for Hoverounds, catheters, and diabeetus testing? #
if you dislike obamacare but have a hoveround, you should have to joust for my entertainment in #thehovergames #
@JennyJohnsonHi5 toddlers hands naturally exude a substance that is impossible to remove from iPads. #
Welfare Queen myth http://t.co/uiKh4Xfh RT @Chiefsfan007: @dannyboi965 yet its ok for people to treat the welfare system like its a career? #
.@Chiefsfan007 also I'd much rather pay for a child's meal than a hip for an 85 year old. #
Before the thinly veiled racist tweets start trickling in, let us all remember the majority on welfare are whites living in the suburbs. #
@Chiefsfan007 it's broken, I'll give you that. Let's get people off it, single payer healthcare and $15 min wage. #boi2012 #
@tbenglish @Chiefsfan007 feelings #
@Bill_Cimbrelo I always tell people who want to cut the safety net, "Ok but first we get single payer healthcare and a $15 min wage" #
@Bill_Cimbrelo clearly. I'm a bit of a radical Bill, I believe the govt not strictly regulating interstate commerce and allowing corps to #
@Bill_Cimbrelo grow astoundingly large is the biggest threat to small business and worker wages. #
Follow bill, give $ RT @Bill_Cimbrelo: LEAP wants decriminalization of drugs. I support legalization of #marijuana & vacating jails for same #
http://t.co/yjwJ2JWY #
Warriors come out and plaaaaaayyyyyyy #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @afentra I just care about your bank account man #
DEA leaves college student in abandoned warehouse with only Meth and his own urine to survive http://t.co/eXFjuhlZ #endwarondrugs #
@PounderFile @dawglaw the pipeline will do nothing for Americans and everything for special interests. #
@dawglaw not enough of them out there anymore. The kids today think "hangover" references are the bees knees #
So now that the DJI went from 6k when @BarackObama became president to pre recession levels, can he get SOME credit? #
Or do we just blame the president for a bad economy despite the facts? #
If you want to take the president on, do so on his shredding of the constitution, war on drugs, and continued war in Afghanistan. #
@Brudaddy oh i know, its all congress. But since they blame him for economy (despite his lack of effect on it), the same logic should apply #
@Brudaddy and just realized i wrote "logic" and "congress" in the same sentence #
Girl protesting bar that wouldn't let her dance, claiming they said she was too heavy. It's Iowa, everyone's heavy http://t.co/dePfB2Hy #
Woman arrested for taking 5 year old tanning. Look at her mugshot, what could possibly go wrong? http://t.co/A5L2YcvC #
@cmptrnrd16 at least its not that damned vampire bing commercial....also dubstep! And IE9....isnt that bad.... #shudders #
@mellinger you know it isn't that they're bad, I can live with that; what's hard to swallow is Glass making $ hand over fist while we wallow #
@mellinger yeah, remember how this was #ourtime and how it worked out? Will be the same failure for the #Chiefs I love you. #
@andersoncooper @anderson has jail ever stopped a person from drugs? No #
You know, I see no value in showing Junior's mom sorrow over and over again. #
Funny, we completely ignore people while they're alive and only celebrate their life after they die. #humans #
And no @espn you won't have more on this story when u come back from break, stop pretending you're not aimlessly rehashing. #
Being an @espn producer has to be a fun job, "Hey your friend is dead, wanna do an interview?" #
Are you watching @ESPN @NFLLIVE ? They've literally kept pushing Marcus Wiley to cry for 15 minutes, this isn't out of respect but ratings. #
Marcellus , damn auto correct #
Stay classy George! RT @Reuters: Trayvon Martin shooter disparaged Mexicans on old Web page
http://t.co/limy0o0j #
Junior Seau's dead, DT is dead and Neil Smith is bankrupt. Playing Madden 96 will be horrifically depressing now. #
Budget cutting idea, no more Tahoes for police depts, especially if you're a small town. Looking at you @cityofmissionks #
Didn't @cityofmissionks have some driveway tax? Maybe less Tahoes for city workers instead? #ohgodimturningGOP #
I will make this clear, I have an alibi RT @KCStar: Man with camera in women's restroom prompts JCCC alert: http://t.co/HWbSmSKy #
It is well known math has a liberal bias RT @nprnews: Could Electoral College Calculus Give Obama An Edge? http://t.co/96KKzTzM #
Great news for Bug Eyed Lizard people tho RT @robdelaney: More bad news for Romney... RT @PoliticalTicker: Bachmann to endorse Romney #
Do NOT steal candy from walmart in Phoenix http://t.co/GgrvuPJf #
Uh James Van Der Beek is all over my TV tonight... I'm good with this @vanderjames #
Dare I say it? I think @vanderjames has just passed Ryan Reynolds on my dudes I'd nail list. Congrats James on being #1 #nohomo #
@mollym89 so you don't want your dad to be @vanderjames? Please #
Lol #KSLeg and #MoLeg are pushing forward reintroducing cigarettes in bars. Thanks for fixing the REAL issues guys #facepalm #
And as a lover of tobacco, I have to say, not reeking of smoke has been the best thing ever at bars. #
.@BHIndepMO ah yes the jobs/cigarettes in bars economic corollary, I retract my statement and apologize to the houses of both states #
Ok turn to NBC 41, you're about to learn why you NEED TO FEAR CINNAMON! CINNAMON WILL KILL YOUR TEEN! #anddiscuss #
@NotLazloTheBuzz it was #
If Mark Clegg or @glezak don't bust out the Cinnamon challenge after this story, I am dissapoint. #
Greatest local news awkward transition, or LNAT, just occurred.....God bless you Jack Harry, God Bless everyone! #Imrecording #
And a bitch aint one #hitme RT @cmptrnrd16: 99 mentions?! http://t.co/HApGRcpO #
That terrible moment you realize you've become this guy http://t.co/TNj5wKO9 #
@vanderjames you know what's bullshit? We're not watching this high.....together.....close....LOVE ME JAMES! (or give me a radio interview) #
Does not pay to be a 1994 San Diego Charger... #
Literally 8 dead of the 94 charger squad http://t.co/efb5oV9d #
@PersianPrepster did you see the linked story on the next tweet? #
Quick follow up, remember how Death Cab was too "loud" for Steamboat Arabia? Well what the hell is this then? http://t.co/VCqvTOzj #
Koch brothers launch $6.1 mil ad against @BarackObama . Unless you have $6.1 mil laying around for ads, these guys are not on your side. #
Thanks for the squat spots today man, felt good having you close being supportive... RT @_tee_y: that work out was mad real.. I'm tired #
As I am the first person to make a grand canyon reach to tie any two strings together, the sports media is really stretching on #Seau #
@Gonzy88 I will not be watching either! Can't take it #
No its TOMORROW RT @ivanfoley: So to be clear, that's tomorrow? RT @14Kathi: Tomorrow's @hannityshow is going to be great tomorrow! #
This is a rep i like having RT @bloodytorchwood: Saw this and thought of @dannyboi965 ~ Marijuana-Infused Wine: http://t.co/Atq7leFR #
If all local babies could stop going missing, that'd be great. #
@buppetry @bloodytorchwood boobs weed and wine, I love this tweet thread #
@lazlothebuzz depends on how strong their lobby is #
I just saw the new Miller Light "punch" can, or as teenagers since prohibition know it "The Shotgun" #stigmaremoved http://t.co/xGjFRCz9 #
@MatthewModine Matthew! We finally speak on Monday! Any homework I should do to prepare? Any topic you really want to cover? #
Those 2 month olds, always being dexterous RT @juliekellogg: Thankfully, a missing 2 month old was found safe in a stroller in an alley. #
dont hit a home run, dont hit a home run, dont hit a home run #
I am too high for this #Royals #
A-Rod is like Lattimer in "The Program", once the juice was gone so was he. #JimmyCaanasNedYost #
What, no one gets the Lattimer reference? http://t.co/eAK81txV #
Read this, be disgusted RT @KCStar: Judges dismiss allegations from lawsuits against Catholic priests: http://t.co/FNRYnvcU #
@zachbraff NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO (collapses in heap) its not true, it's not true #
Anyone else really intrigued by the idea of pooping into a thermos? #WheredoIwork #
.@TheReal_Jlh Can I hold you? #
Hey @TacoBell, y u no sell baja blast in supermarkets? #
I like how the only way to get Kansas City discussed on @SportsCenter is for the greatest closer of all time to blow out his knee here. #
MCA you were given a license to ill, not a license to die, please report back to earth or face a fine #RIPMCA #
So how do we get them to do the MCA hologram? #RIPMCA #
.@mayorslyjames I think shotspotter is fine so long as the city GUARANTEES it will be used in no other capacity. http://t.co/lRMAA4SZ #
Is this what it has come to? Microphones on our street corners? #
Think about what the city is saying with the shotspotter, "We have so many gunshots we need microphones on every street." #
@davidstanley01 and it doesn't even DETER crime, its a response to it! #
FBI officially asking to spy on you all the time to make you safer from memes and youtube comments http://t.co/vqSf6qyy #4thamendment #
I'm gonna miss @getnickwright only sports guy in town worth listening to. Fuck you Nick, in the nicest way possible. #
I have a thing for men in FUBU RT @DannyParkins: @dannyboi965 the only one huh? That cuts deep... Ill have to work harder. #
@Graham_R_Brown can't be proactive when you're reacting. #
The more I learn about "shotspotter" the more I'm convinced it's pork. #
Dont get me wrong @MayorSlyJames and @kcpolice do a great job/have great vision, but I'm always going to side with privacy #tinfoilhat #
Call me Lucius; I believe in Batman's mission, but disagree with the means. #
I'll never be convinced that allowing any govt the right to spy in the name of "security" without court oversight is valid. #
.@WityHutnWldToor a quick "convictions from shotspotter" google yields 1 relevant case since 2008. I'd rather pay $ for more officers. #
Here is a city that has had shotspotter for years and what they think http://t.co/dWiuPOeC #
@Graham_R_Brown @MayorSlyJames @kcpolice as a person who lives off troost,I assure you they are amazingly fast to respond and do a greatjob #
I know no one cares, but at least when they drag me away to the gulag, I can say I tried to warn you. #
Good government: Passes laws to keep banks from growing too large. Bad Govt: places microphones across city to listen to citizens. #
Ah the guy who gave u that temper? RT @Amareisreal: thanks to the Most High I'm still able to heal an recover. http://t.co/dQbFJgDv #
@TheRedOwl I just want that smug satisfaction from the moment they have to admit the giant douche was right. #
.@MittRomney says unemp should be no more than 4%. Last time it was that low was end of Clinton. Using logic, what policies work best? #
And DAMN man, unemployment was 4% under Clinton...in retrospect, was a blow job really that awful? #iwanttohearyousayit #
@lazlothebuzz @JaredLCarter @afentra can't be that good if @getnickwright is leaving him behind. Gotta run, getting paged to the BURN unit #
The term, "couldn't care less" has been amended to "I care as much as the #Lakers in game 3" #
.@MayorSlyJames I appreciate the response and as I've said in the past trust and believe in your leadership for the city #
.@MayorSlyJames @kcpolice is there a more terrifying experience than getting a tweet from the mayor on a Friday? Ha! #
@MayorSlyJames @Mutiny32 @kcpolice bloopers? that's what i call the highlight reel of my life #wahwahwahhhhhh #
You know how I know I'm 30? I bought @DaveRamsey's money make over book and am nodding in agreement. #deathtodebt #
@donnekitt forward it to dannyboi@965tgebuzz.com #grabspopcorn #
I love Panera, but this was a terrible idea to allow this in one of the few local spots we have left http://t.co/Nd6GnlCj #
@cmptrnrd16 I'm going to make u look silly for that... Mark my words it lives... Coming along super slow but mark my words #
I'm watching a 60 year old clown, stuck in a Hoverround make balloon animals for $2 a pop... Time to start IRA contributions #
@KCjoker yes. She's very nice and seems very talented in the balloon arts, my sons fishing pole is excellent! #
Gearing up for @SportingKC !!!!! #howiroll #megusta http://t.co/NoHSpodN #
Gearing up for @SportingKC !!!!! #howiroll #megusta http://t.co/a0hsTdj7 #
Why he doesn't just say "I actually don't want to go to OSU" is beyond me http://t.co/fPeSls7c #
Damn you Montreal, or since of your silly laws, damner vous montreal! #
Montreal! Il m'a baisée. LET'S GO @SportingKC !!!!!!! #
I just realized the phrase "I'll wait for it to come out on DVD", is actually obsolete. #
I have now lived through the end of records, cassettes, Betamax, VHS, CD's (no they're dead), Laserdisc, and DVD. #old #
When they were making "Spiderman 3", do you think they ever just said, "what are we doing here?" #turrible #
@jpar0 I would have walked! Topher Grace as Eddie Brock? No Fantastic 4? Space Shuttle? NO SIR VENOM CAME FROM SECRET WARS. #
@jpar0 sorry, I really love spiderman and am raging pretty hard. #
I got my ring, stopped caring, and traded Tyson RT @SportsCenter: RT @mcuban Congrats to the #OKCThunder they played a great series. #
To be fair, he thought he was endorsing having sex with the same person RT @richardhine: BREAKING: Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage #
Again, I preface this with my love of police but; Why do they need a $250k Winnebago for DWI enforcement? #

Tagged with: minutiae • tweets • twitter

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-04-29

On April 29, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

War on drugs RT @CBSNews: A nation of incarceration: US houses 25% of world's inmates, at cost to taxpayers of $63.4B a year @CBSSunday #
Stalin is impressed RT @CBSNews: US houses 25% of world's inmates, at cost to taxpayers of $63.4B a year. #
When representatives are lawyers this is what you get RT @CBSNews: A nation of incarceration: US houses 25% of world's inmates. #
The US holds 25% of the prison pop of the entire world, too many criminals or too many laws? #
And in case you wanted to "privatize" that $63b a year spent on incarceration, who cuts those private companies a check exactly? #wedo #
@toddgutschow strict and strong regulations do not equal large govt. a small and powerful fed behooves it's electorate. #
@toddgutschow example: I want interstate banking laws returned to where banks can't operate in more than one state. #
@toddgutschow how they operate is up to the state #
@toddgutschow but there's good govt and bad govt. war on drugs = bad govt #funnycauseGOPcreatedwarondrugs #
.@danieltosh you are the only man who has ever made restaurants full on a Sunday in downtown KCMO. On one hand thanks, on the other fuck you #
Just told my brother to pick up a USB at "The Shack". Touché @radioshack, touché. #imsorryimadefunofthename #
@turbotke it is. http://t.co/rzFJRd0G > blogs > Afentra then look for rack city img. There is talking in front of it mp3 dl coming soon #
@amybruni Bonnie bear? I love his music #
@robdelaney left eye #
.@danieltosh just saw the caliber of girls waiting for you outside of your tour bus...sorry #
Oye, nothing creepy about that RT @sp3nca: @dannyboi965 I see you #
@sp3nca I love tosh. #
Not for him RT @richardhine: Mitt Romney Budget Cuts Would Have Severe Consequences http://t.co/crbFllOG via @HuffingtonPost #
I am now fiercely loyal to the shack RT @RadioShack: @dannyboi965 It's ok, we forgive you. Glad we were there to help your brother out. #
A Baltimore company runs KC poorly ? Shocking RT @TheKCRag: Wall Street Journal examines the debt left by the P&L District. #
Reading about P&L's debt...God they screwed the pooch on that from the beginning. #
Since the taxpayers are fronting the bill for P&L, KC should take over, throw open the doors, get rid of dress code, and make it welcoming #
P&L could be a great place, if it weren't so hostile to the people trying to spend money there #
Also TRAIN service from the suburbs would make P&L amazing. It'd make downtown amazing... Clay Chastain had a good idea.... #
@istanford87 http://t.co/CCPkcWzh this says diff #
.@mayorslyjames put me in charge of P&L, i'll do it for free and GUARANTEE it will pay for itself. What do we have to lose? #
Bottom Line: why did anyone think letting a Baltimore company run the show at P&L was a good idea when KC taxpayers fronted the bill? #
@Rshea05 slow. No $ ironically. Devs are willing to die for it, its a full time project and we have no time or $. so slow. #
@ivanfoley @mayorfunk especially when they use local funds to guarantee companies from out of state. #PandL #Baltimore #
@KaberLion MONO -doh! #
Id read this, but my blood pressure is too high RT @RSPolitics: Matt Taibbi: Don't let business lobbyists kill the post office #
@AwkwrdWhenSober yeah I'm tired of government running an efficient operation! It completely ruins my "govt waste" mantra! #gopmentality #
@J_Hancock when you do see them, if you could ask why #MOleg keeps proposing laws no resident is asking for (farm abuse, whistleblower etc) #
.@bshelly yet I see PAC funded ads run for, but not endorsed by @clairemc . Funny how she hasn't condemned those #
@LeahWould @MommyLikesVodka @shoelais I watch #forscience #
@LeahWould @MommyLikesVodka @shoelais #nipplecakes #
@TheFakeNed so when does my apology letter come from Royals fans? #novomitfaceicon #
@LeahWould @MommyLikesVodka @shoelais wait er um are you um saying er #deardiaryjackpot #
YOU ALL STOP THIS RIGHT MEOW RT @afentra: Quit cat calling me motherfucker, I gotta a #babyonboard ! #
They say a man can never know what it feels like to be pregnant, well, I just put an angry cat under my shirt and respectfully disagree. #
@injuryexpert I dont know, @espn was always the biggest offender, and god i hate it. Install 'noscript' in your browser. stops it! #
@SnoopDogg I had a hundred dollar bill once, then I ran out of zigzags...needless to say I'm not allowed to handle cash anymore. #
Relevant http://t.co/xkgbluY5 RT @CBSNews: Social Security: Trust fund in the red by 2033 http://t.co/VQ1GATuP (via @CBSMoneyWatch) #
@Royals_Report @mellinger bahaha, worst false equivalence statement ever. The Angels have hope #
I take no happiness away from the Royals being an embarrassment, but some of you owe me an apology. #whoknowsbaseballNOW #
@LeahWould @MVS_Dude has a reading of it that is exceedingly erotic #
@shanepardue psssh you were rational! I was emailedand called words that would make the Internet blush. #
Who is good with glass? I'm working on a surprise for prom with @CLEAR10VODKA ... Need glass cutter/engineering mind. #
“@KMBZnews: Police shoot man near 59th and Paseo http://t.co/Ee3oTZmX” ah that's what all that noise was... #
Having lived there, I assure you the poll is wrong. The heat bakes the crazy in “@RSPolitics: BOOM: Arizona is a tossup. Romney 42 Obama 40 #
We have different definitions of potted plants “@SysAdmKC: New potted plants for the front porch. http://t.co/3fyf6AIi” #
I love @Sportcenter's East Coast bias; hey Stamford, WE (KC), are the worst team in baseball! #itsallwehaveleft #
@MrGeorgeWallace don't give up! I believe in your swagger. I mean you're George effin Wallace. #
Now THIS is a prom dress http://t.co/6v34ZxgT #
The only reason I drink Disaronno @afentra http://t.co/3fyZkxp0 #
@B_A_Con @MommyLikesVodka there are no words #
@MommyLikesVodka @B_A_Con now if only we could work on the whole KU thing, am I right? I'll show myself the door #
its "metric day" since they're playing Toronto. That's kmh RT @BHIndepMO: the K gun is still a bit fast, it has Bruce Chen throwing 87mph #
Scotch, scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch #anyonewatchingthisgame #
Thank god you stopped him in 06 “@60Minutes: Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. In 2006, #60Minutes reported on “Hitler’s Secret Archive” #
@GinoBueno hot girl problems #
@diggaduh @Bill_Cimbrelo come on you guys, green energy is way worse that treason! #
Indy had a crappy season but killed as host city. I haven't heard of city plans for all-star game, how r we hiding the trailer park? #
@BHIndepMO this is going to be an embarrassment isn't it? #
This headline from 1995 RT @KansasUpdate: Fans Frustrated with Royals Losing Streak http://t.co/oQBL6nxH #
I see sports figures in town now finally caving on this team, yet not one who poo-pooed me says, "hey crazy randy quaid guy I'm sorry" #
You are shocked with Glass as owner, we can't win? His business experience was running Walmart, when I think Walmart I don't think winning. #
.@AwkwrdWhenSober uh have you been to people of walmart? Yeah thats us man, royals fans, the people of walmart. #
He's a brilliant businessman, he bought the team for sub $100 mil, tanked every year, and got YOU the taxpayer to front his renovation #
Clarification: Walmart corporation wins (Just like Glass is winning right now), the people who work,shop, get denied insurance there, lose #
I'm very tired of hearing Kansas City is becoming the next Detroit, its disgusting, and shame on you for thinking it...Detroit has hope #
@lazlothebuzz @fodrizzler I have a neighbor who has a closet that could help you out with that #hideandgotouchyourself #
@AwkwrdWhenSober We give the escort our money and never expect anything in return except hope that, maybe, next year she'll touch our junk #
@AwkwrdWhenSober but why would she ever touch our junk? She knows we're just gonna keep shelling out cash...I want the GFE exp dammit! #
Long and distinguished RT @JokeDiva: Hey @DougBenson, curious. How long is your "blocked" list? #
@AwkwrdWhenSober can i touch yours? #
.@realjonlovitz if you're paying an effective 50% tax rate, you should probably fire your accountant #deductions http://t.co/SESwOhVf #
We have a great team, with great owners, that reps this city in the best possible way, I don't understand the rules yet, but go @SportingKC #
The capacity crowds at home would disagree AND the stadiums in BFE! RT @mcjamie: @dannyboi965 Shame that nobody really cares about soccer. #
.@mcjamie for me anyway #EastCentralJackson #itsbeautiful #notwhereilive #thestadiumimean #immaseemyselfout #goodnighterrybody #
@macyjhawk @mcjamie i thought that is what i said? #1 baby! #
@chadneidt I don't think this is you, but on the 1% chance it is I have to ask.... http://t.co/ibURNQH4 #
Taily Tina http://t.co/4RxyqR4U #reddit #NSFW #Nudity #WTF #
Thank god the #MOLeg is protecting us from #gaybears #bewarethegaybear http://t.co/14vjp3jB #
@dope_boi_juvie http://t.co/tXedc8YO lol #
.@JasonKander As a constituent , can I ask you a question? What the hell is going on in Jeff City? Why are we trying to become AZ? #
.@eve6max Thanks for coming on the show; I love this track http://t.co/EmzcvO1V Can we be friends? #
Rush Limbaugh just blamed @BarackObama for Oprah leaving TV. Now THAT is a tin foil hat. #
.@KMBZnews Ask @RoyBlunt why they have to fund a pension for workers at #USPS that haven't even been born yet #
This man gets me RT @L1TO: Happy Birthday, @dannyboi965 . May your day be filled with many white teeshirts and black bras. #
@jonesdrew thank you! #
@alanagwinner thanks alana! #
@blakethegeek @afentra I always need back up! #
@TomWallace265 haha thanks twitter guy #
@LeahWould #glazin #
@AwkwrdWhenSober thanks buddy! #
@vholecek Thanks man, maybe you could make me your art? lol #
@HarleyNice hope its duuuuurrrtty #
@jessicamccoy27 Old "wrinkly" balls to you. Thank you! #
@alycam I'm muss less mature than 20 on the inside #
This woman gets us L1TO RT @dolface79: @L1TO @dannyboi965 in the gym wearing one now....new meaning to #rackcity #
@Kelsey_Ryann @L1TO relevant http://t.co/w3IMmsTU #
@angelchrys @L1TO isn't it funny how simple we are? #
At a daycare again Rob? RT @robdelaney: Really consider your audience before you tell someone you "bet they got a tight little cock socket." #
How I wanna go "collapsed at the Heart Attack Grill while dining on a double bypass burger, smoking cigarettes and drinking a margarita." #
Heart Attack story http://t.co/6HLK1gfd #
Hey @BurgerKing, you just scored my business, http://t.co/FoKtL3po http://t.co/va3gVcEw #
@Kelsey_Ryann @angelchrys @L1TO this is me and L1tO right now http://t.co/InfcZcEf #
.@clairecmc why not just repeal ridiculous budgetary restrictions placed on #USPS They would have pulled $700 m profit last year w/o it #
@_sean85_ thank you for leaving the three out of my age #base29 #
@rhondalevaldo thank you very much! I'm trying lol #
@Rock_Koch_JHawk you want them fresh outta the bath? My old wrinkly old gross man balls? #
Im now Kind of a big deal RT @AmyKCTV5: @dannyboi965 Happy Birthday to the man who shares a birthday w/ Edward R Murrow #greatminds #
.@glezak why havent you wished me happy birthday? #thepain #
#oldwildfree #
Spiked the Darkness at 8:00 AM #Worthit #
Link to BBC Downs story #Icancounttopotato http://t.co/XxE6Hwa5 #
Meta internet gone meta, http://t.co/f9oSki9x #icancounttopotato #9gagwhyareyousoinsensitive #
Thom Yorke being Thom Yorke http://t.co/Riz3IBrT Creepin Tom http://t.co/AZxoN4YH #
@B_A_Con @dolface79 @AwkwrdWhenSober Ninja is my,"I really don't want to have to explain why I thought it would be ok to say that" cop out #
Don't ever say racism isn't prevalent http://t.co/sY0TICkv #
Dark day for the constitution RT @Matttheww30: “@democracynow: Breaking: House passes #CISPA 248-168. http://t.co/1yvVHntT” #
Dear congress stop spying on your citizens. We are not asking you to do this. This makes us no more secure. We will remember. #CISPA #
With #CISPA on its way, you'll need these tools to protect yourself against government spying: TOR, VPN (that stores no logs), and trucrypt #
Anyone interested in a "protect yourself from govt e-spying" tutorial? #behind7proxies #
I feel so bad for Justin Blackmon. His career is over before it began #Jaguars #NFLDraft #
@bvisconti @EthanSuplee yeah you probably want to hear my acoustic rap city emo cover Ethan #
You dont know how things work out for us in KC do you? RT @Rachel__Nichols: Chiefs got...bigger...with Poe. Is he the next Ngata? #
Throw your Rollie's in the sky wave booster cash side to side RT @PTI: The wristwatch industry is thrilled by tonight's crop of draftees. #
.@ClaireMC #CISPA just became worse for privacy. Please vote against http://t.co/lB2uIi31 #
.@SnoopDogg After seeing this photo http://t.co/ASTUjFS8, I have decided I would like to join your corporation. Where do I direct my resume? #
No shh Roger shhh, don't fight it, give in....you feel that? No baby it isn't my oversized watch http://t.co/YfH6Char #
@mellinger :Analysts hate Poe at 11. Pioli loves him. Who does the Universe like punishing more, naysayers or arrogance? #
@BuddyRoemer When Walmart was busted bribing Mexico (and everyone was outraged), why is that any different that SAIC did with #CISPA #
#WUB #WUB #WUB #WUB Alex Clare has won me over #
@DougBenson ad pitch: the employees trying to get stewart to say engage but he wont. He gets in the car pulls out a joint and says "engage" #
@MacLethal666 can we have cake? #
James Cameron is Awesome aka things to think about before you get married #reddit http://t.co/EmglR6OD #
What all men do, summed up in a beautiful youtube song http://t.co/FOb8VV5h! #ackingofftofbpics #
Take a trip down memory lane with me, check out the 94 royals roster and record #yeaitwasastrikeyr #still #payroll http://t.co/kVNY2R32 #
STOP BUNTING #Royals #
@robdelaney who needs journalism when you have pearly whites? #seacrest #
I saw bassmasters on my cable guide and got excited. It was pretty boring though, you won't believe this, fisherman never drop the bass. #
@HotlineReid @maddow come on you guys, it's not like we have some tool that allows us to search worldwide webs of data to research history #
@sdottebob he was the original country breakfast #
Tell me you're watching #ancientaliens right now. Apparently the Mayan calendar and the LHC look the same. How? http://t.co/V06Gs1X5 #
@LeahWould time Warner iPad/phone app only way I get "adult" tv. #sadlynocableporn #
@blakethegeek a)potato counters is now coined and will be in heavy rotation. B) Aztecs or http://t.co/GHR6bRlr #
Since I have to use the TWC app on my home network to watch live TV, there is no reason MLB or FSN shouldn't allow their content on iPad. #
@Mutiny32 well I suppose we could always pirate the content I'm already paying for right? #
@mellinger Berman either needs to stop drinking or start drinking. The status quo has failed. #
@BHIndepMO so random, turns out his cousin is a fraternity brother of mine. What a great story Tommy has. #teamhottovy #
In other news, my iPad is a $500 twitter client. #
@clinch9 how much? I know 3 is coming out soon, but I'm rocking 1st gen and want another one to use for reddit. #lol #illbuyit #
@mellinger once in a blue moon.....sorry about my other crap that gets "The Whiff" #
@shanepardue here's the sick thing. I LOVE my $500 twitter client/reddit reader. I wish it was a phone! #
Good man RT @BillyHallowell We can't be pro-life in theory, but not help those teen moms who choose to keep their babies. Contradiction. #
Why havent you commented on my #RackCityEmo cover? RT @Tyga West Virginia was poppn.great show #CarelessWorldTour #
@DemocraticMomma sadly I have no friends #
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause John Travolta is trending up in here. #
bong rips with Georgio @Tsoukalos #ancientaliens RT @KCjoker @dannyboi965 aliens were/are time travelers, cool #imhooked #ancientaliens #
Giorgio #autocorrect @tsoukalos #
@richardhine I would, however, follow him to a restaurant, he probably knows what's up. #fatjoke #classyiknow #
Douches will be douches RT @manspeaker: Cleaning up a couple of parks this morning. I think Topeka may need tougher littering laws. #
Great Pick up by the steelers at a discount. So stupid that weed drops draft stock. ESPECIALLY an OL #munchies http://t.co/F1jSmDM2 #
It's a joyous day here in Blue Springs, one of the Kardashian's is graduating beauty school! We all put on our finest denim for the ceremony #
Pioli really values the combine...I'm sure evaluating players based on pointless physical tests instead of game film will work out fine. #
What assholes RT @KCStar: Missouri senators want wage law suspended in disasters: http://t.co/VfrjPVJi #
I feel bad his family is standing in the way of an important agenda for KC RT @RadioDana: Wow. Wow. AGAIN? http://t.co/gHhVaaeZ #
@AdamSchefter Kellen is going to kill it in the NFL. Being drafted this late puts a chip on a shoulder. Huge upside, small $ risk. #
@SnoopDogg snoop seriously, can I have a job? I hear corporation de Snoop has a great pharmacy plan. #
Aww yeah, Prom 2012! Join us at the midland, free show, Dead Sara and The Smithereens! http://t.co/s4vt23JW #
Oh im going to need aloe for that burn RT @j_higgs13: @dannyboi965 I'm sure listening to a cock smoker like you works out even better #
@shoelais oh no pleasure was all mine #
@LeahWould glazin #
@shoelais @MVS_Dude well he's fired #
@shoelais @MVS_Dude if you're a lush that shows nipple welcome aboard. Marks too prude #
@shoelais @MVS_Dude marks got a pretty sweet rack #
@MVS_Dude @shoelais pshhhhh it ain't jus liquor #throwinhunnids #

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This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-04-22

On April 22, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

If coffee was treated the same way as cannabis. #reddit http://t.co/B0eGu6Gh #
.@MittRomney: Mothers Should Be Required To Work Outside Home Or Lose Benefits" comment pls @anndromney http://t.co/BIVcdwSs #
@drovettaedge it should also be a woman who knows how to get it done, unlike her bumbling, poorly dressed male counterparts. #
@JokeDiva here was my attempt at the biebs http://t.co/5j82qktc #
@drovettaedge well there's one, ONE, cute male cop who loves her, but he's such a good guy, he's too professional to move in. #yearning #
I promise to never touch tobacco again, if the promise to stop with the "dont shave your stoma" ads #
@AwkwrdWhenSober you, uh, ok there bud? #
.@Afentra says, Hispanic Kenny Powers http://t.co/vNgIHQ10 #
.@fakeluismendoza I don't have sweet hair, how to I acquire sweet hair? Gracias #
@MVS_Dude http://t.co/pgZaMpEM #
@ryanbeckwith uh, i don't know if you know this, but if not for a ridiculous mandate, the USPS would have turned a $700m profit last yr.. #
@ryanbeckwith I get butthurt over USPS (if you couldn't tell) #
I love it dahrling RT @FakeLuisMendoza: Do you like my hair? #
@MITTness I was wondering your opinion on this.... http://t.co/dyQrmrrg #
.@Afentra rocking colors today http://t.co/RjsHvCyZ #
@robdelaney "I'm sorry Rob, I wasn't programmed to make vagina muscles that powerful" -Siri #
Wait, Tupac in Hologram form, every movie is in 3D, and Trickle Down economics are in full effect? Well played 80's, well played.... #
I'm going full Tin Foil hat: Rosen was a plant. Her role at RIAA CEO has been far too underplayed. A heavy hitter portrayed so lowly? #
Such a coincidence isn't it? The week Romney's female numbers are horrifically lagging, a dem pundit "attacks" women? #tinfoilhat #
It's a shame Rosen was eviscerated for the "momgate" comment, and not for her work with RIAA. #
Cato founded by Koch, flawed from beginning RT @nprnews: Could Billionaire Koch Brothers Ruin Cato? http://t.co/Yk8iyPnQ #
@MITTness double fact check, the top 1% of earners in this country have 1 tax bracket. #morebrackets #tcot #romney #iloveyou #
An open letter to Ann Romney @.AnnDRomney http://t.co/lPzumGrM #
Average TWO income family 15% poorer than ONE income family 40 years ago. But yeah, trickle down ... http://t.co/2OmvAgJQ #
@lazlothebuzz @getnickwright @JaredLCarter truth, George W. sent me $600 to buy a TV. Saved the economy singlehandedly. #
@BuddyRoemer wanted to make sure you saw this. This is what happens to worker wages when $ runs the show http://t.co/2OmvAgJQ #
@lazlothebuzz to be fair I did buy several miniature American flags (also made in China) #
Spelling RT @MVS_Dude: @dannyboi965 @lazlothebuzz @getnickwright Obama gave me $4,500 for a van worth $100. Thank you @barrackobama! #
@Ms_Nene that's funny, cause its the owner that makes me do that.... #
When we forcibly storm Glass' office RT @BHIndepMO: 3-7. So, when do they get to the winning part of their time again? #
@BHIndepMO nope, I just wanna take some o my revenge out on an old man #mytime #
@BHIndepMO I blame the man making all the money off the city, not the one managing it. Also I really, really despise Walmart #
@BHIndepMO tbh, Glass could shit a world series trophy for breakfast and I'd criticize him. I am well aware of my bias #
Is this still good or is my wife trying to kill me? http://t.co/czdKd7s2 #
@JohnFugelsang What you need to understand, is that cutting safety net programs REALLY worked for the french. It's history John #cake #
@MITTness damn right I would. I don't fault success, I fault people with success who claim to know what day to day life is like for me. #
@MITTness Small fed, states rights, strong 1st and 4th amendment, strong regs against multistate businesses, more tax brackets. What am I? #
@MITTness I'm with you on spending, defense spending is out of control. Govt spends too much time regulating people and not commerce. #
This makes me laugh every time http://t.co/AyUEh10P #
Oldie but a goodie, Arizona State Senator claims earth is only 6,000 years old #thisisnotopenfordebate http://t.co/Rx3GYYE2 #
@MITTness he made his fortune gutting companies, packaging loans to make them look profitable, then selling them....so who buys US? #
@MITTness Information seeking here: How does Mitt feel about private prisons? #
You don't say RT @kmbc: Liberal Group Accuses Some Missouri Republicans of Having Deep Ties to Conservative Group http://t.co/vcuwlSrm #
"producer" RT @subbysshop: Just realized that @MVS_Dude is the morning producer. now i can troll him like i do @afentra and @dannyboi965. #
My four year old just called me a "dildo". They're getting awfully perceptive at young ages. #
@BarackObama to be clear, the Senate wants to slash benefits for improving the lives of children but give benefits to millionaires? #wat #
"If the few benefit at the expense of the many, it's free enterprise; if the many benefit at the expense of the few, it's class warfare" #
This guy... YES CHAD WE KNOW OBAMA FOLLOWS YOU #oneminutemashup RT @chadneidt: @dannyboi965 is Barack following you yet? #
.@chadneidt I know you've seen it but "bubba" made me think of this photo http://t.co/E2iMNgsW #
@chadneidt what could possibly be happening in that photo? Why is there no backstory? It's iconic #
.@BarackObama @Clintontweet can I get a backstory on the greatest photo ever taken of two Presidents? http://t.co/qWz4iiLR #
Did you hear about Julian Assange's news show? He spends 29 minutes telling you how damning his news stories are, then it ends. #
@chadneidt guess who's back? Back again. Bubba's back, tell a friend #obamatrice #
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love your subversive humor RT @kentbabb: If the #Chiefs indeed go 11-5 #
Hey look common sense RT @BHIndepMO: I submit that coin flipping is just as scientific as any other method of picking NFL games 5 months out #
@JerrySeinfeld sooo what's happening? How's life? Want a beer or something? #
@JerrySeinfeld Jerry, I'd love to arbitrarily have u on the show tomorrow. 0930 EST 9135767965. Call in, or don't. I'm a terrible booker. #
Why do we have to get out of the shower? It's the best place on earth #crossarmsandstandthere #
What they think and what actually is are two different things #deathpanels RT @KMBZnews: 64% of Americans think voter fraud is a problem. #
If American's were truly afraid of voter fraud, they would demand track able paper receipts and no E-Voting #
@BuddyRoemer why not cut off the head of the snake? Return interstate banking laws to restricting banks to 1 state? #mcfaddenpepper #
@paready Absentee voting works much better than an E-voting system that willingly ignores its faults http://t.co/J4vTXdz3 #
.@DavidFaustino Voice of Mako from 'Legend of Korra' up next! http://t.co/w4pAWFUp #
@KellyRB85 @afentra the lesson we learned today is don't even try #
@GottaLaff "Sadly, I can't prove it...." Shouldn't Rush start all his shows with that line? #applebitesrush #
@AwkwrdWhenSober listen to rush lose his mind? #entertainment http://t.co/n2Zd3WXd #
@DavidFaustino @tattooattitude in all seriousness, when do I get to spit my hot rhymes? @afentra could rep my single #
@AwkwrdWhenSober its quite remarkable how he ramps up the crazy...I mean he puts MY tin foil hat to shame #
@Tom_Bergeron you forgot about the "snow" on the mirror ball trophy #
.@BarackObama please Veto Cantor's ridiculous bill AND tell DOJ to leave weed alone. K? Thxbye #
.@MittRomney says the left is diverting from the message everyone cares about, improving the economy. um, is he not aware it is improving? #
Their track record leaves me less than worried RT @Reuters: Angry North Korea threatens retaliation nuclear test expected #
What has better odds: A 49 year old pitcher recovers from Tommy John at 48 and does it clean, or same scenario but PED's? #moyer #
@MattyPradioShow @DavidFaustino pshhh a chance to cyber stalk FrostyFausty? I am there man #
I just saw @clairecmc's latest commercial. Brought to you by "Patriot Majority USA"...funny I thought she was against PAC's. #
People say, "but DB why u no like @clairecmc, aren't you progressive?" Yes, she's a regressive, for sale, 1%er. End political family rule #
@manspeaker I like speaking about myself as a douchebag in the third person. #
@manspeaker kinda like @clairecmc has no control over her personal jet taxes #HEEEYYYYYOOOOOO #
Title 76stateline noon be there im teaching RT @acalmdark: @dannyboi965 I better not be yawning during your "power hour" class tomorrow. #
@acalmdark I'm gonna make u puke MUAHAHAHA #
I'll be at Title Boxing tomorrow 76th and stateline starting at 1130. I'm teaching a class (noon start), costs $0. Come say hi & work out! #
Who drew the "HD" on FSN logo for the cable guide? Anyone else notice it looks, um, bad? #
Luis you need some Paul Mitchell stat RT @FakeLuisMendoza: My hair better not get messed up. Fucking animals. You're all fucking animals. #
I feel so bad for that camera that Fielder just ran into #
What is a #tyga and why is it trending in Kansas City? #
White People Black Magic Commercial edition: " You're not fully clean unless you're...... #
@WityHutnWldToor apparently my grandmother is on his dick? This #Tyga gentleman certainly does get around #
After watching the Rack City video, I have concluded you have no business knowing this #tyga RT @cmptrnrd16: @dannyboi965 . Rack city bitch! #
.@WityHutnWldToor I had previously warned her @Tyga was a rather disingenuous fellow, alas, she continues to mount his insemination device #
Ok I am now amazed that not only does this exist, but it has 38 million views #tyga http://t.co/86L0fSmm #
"I'm a mother fucking star, look at the paint on the car" - #tyga > #Shakespeare #newobsession #
Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch
Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch
Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch #poetry #tyga #
"Green Got Cheese Like A Nacho
If You Aint Got No Ass Bitch Wear A Poncho" #morepoetrybytyga #
If the #Royals listened to more #Tyga they'd have more #swag #sluggerrrcitybitch #
.@RepKevinYoder @RadioDana Yeah Kevin you know what else increases your accessibility? Don't hand pick your town hall guests #
This is how unrepresentative our House of Representatives has become, want face time with @RepKevinYoder? Tweet him. #democracy #
"I give em real orgasms, ovulations" #tyga I AM SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU @Tyga #
Rack City Bitch RT @macyjhawk: @dannyboi965 I feel like this is just how lazlo felt after discovering IMDABES video, haha #
@RobDelany, are you aware of "Rack City"? I just learned of this modern day poet named #tyga If yes, ignore, if no... http://t.co/86L0fSmm #
Today I Learned "Povich" is a slang term for a paternity test. "Damn, I have to have a Povich with Lisa" #themoreyouknow #
@KCCauldron @afentra @danniboi965 I'm in! How do I start being a good fan! GO SPORTING! #
Done RT @KCCauldron: @dannyboi965 Our next home game is May 5th against Montreal. Come out and tailgate with us #
Rack City #
.@MacLethal666 Imagine if you discovered the best pot plant in the world 7 months after everyone else....would it make it less enjoyable? #
.@MacLethal666 help me be on the edge, what is new and as "good" as rack city? I know im missing a lot! Or better, let's do a collabo #
@Ms_Nene tots or GTFO! #
@MacLethal666 If it weren't for his no show, I'd still be Tyga ignorant #
@MacLethal666 yeah the Beaumont (according to twitter), nearly became a very large riot last night #
Just saw the new @facebook layout....I'd like to thank the #facebook engineers for accelerating their decent to irrelevance #newaol #
I'll be at Title Boxing Club 76th and stateline starting at 1130. I'm teaching a class (noon start), costs $0. Come say hi & work out! #
@MommyLikesVodka so long as they don't go down the british rock road, i think we're ok #
You forgot sweaty RT @dolface79: @dannyboi965 I'm sore and walking funny, is that normal after hanging out with you? #
If you missed my class at Title boxing Club, check this deal out! 76th stateline, try a class free!!!! http://t.co/njMRZj5c #
@WoodFace_ call and ask for Kim, she's pretty good at working with you! 9133852582 #
My work is done RT @aoldham23: Can't get #rackcitybitch out of my head. Thanks @dannyboi965 #
@aoldham23 Siegfried and Roy pronunciation of Tiger. Tygahhhh #
@MommyLikesVodka trolololo check out the paint on my currrrrrr #
@abigail_hiles @AM_Hiles wait you two are...I mean last name...I uh #mindblown #
This is some bullcrap right here. In KCMO we are allowed 2 bags no cans, maybe its time to go to cans. http://t.co/dHvPSlfV #
And I can't believe I'm saying this...maybe a private company could handle trash service better & lower my taxes. http://t.co/tj5667z6 #
@Missdab WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? #
@shanepardue it makes sense to do sanitation that way. I think I might be maturing here... #butnevereverprivateprisons #
@shanepardue I mean really? 40 lbs of trash is too much? Granted I should work on reducing waste, but on these rare post party occasions.. #
Gotye is #1 on billboard usurping Fun, the 1st time back to back alternative songs have topped it in a long time. Now that is rack city. #
Did someone say 4/20? #spark RT @BrentMorris11: SHUT UP ABOUT 4/20 NOBODY CARES IF YOU SMOKE WEED #
@BHIndepMO A bloated airline taking over a bankrupt one? What could possibly go wrong? #
@bumblebeee4 my DP? Lady I'm from the Internet... DP means something... else #
http://t.co/3cXdptdN RT @bumblebeee4: @dannyboi965 I thought about that immediately after I hit enter...DP=default pic ..not the other DP #
I think I've pre celebrated tomorrow enough to convince myself to share my acoustic emo Rack City cover #ABFMB #
Hey what are you saying here? That I have some sort of reputation? RT @KennyKing4: #Happy420 to my favorite pot-head, @dannyboi965! #
Just gave @MVS_Dude a preview of Rack City Emo, he said it didn't suck. I suppose ya'll get to hear it too now #throwinhunnids #
Men in Black 3 meets youtube comments #reddit http://t.co/ktKlVL18 #
Or, you know, the govt could RT @kmbc: Crowell: More Lottery Prize Money Could Help Missouri Vets http://t.co/Mc7bt61d #
@BuddyRoemer explain to me how you, who gets how America should be run, wants to end corruption AND protect privacy is not "mainstream" #
@bumblebeee4 thank you. glad i did not dissapoint #
@dolface79 YOU LOVED IT #
@Reydar76 lol thanks! #
@tinyKCdancer haunting really #
@NappdogMrFuccIt im straight OG #
@jakelowen @KansasChamber An org that embraces the false public perception that it is an arm of govt is an org that should never be trusted #
@manspeaker @KansasDOL MINOR LABOR LABOR IN MINOR UNIONS ARE MINOR. DONT ASK FOR SAFETY, FAIR WAGE, OR PENSION #
If you missed it go to @afentra's blog http://t.co/rzFJRd0G RT @rhundley117: @dannyboi965 just made my day. #rackcity #
Acoustic rap Fridays RT @tinyKCdancer: @dannyboi965 I think you should do another one next Friday! #
What a stupid waste of resources RT @wfuhrman1: @kccheckpoint drug dogs on 4th floor of Shawnee Mission East. #
I'm at mcd's off Eastwood traffic way and 435, still have a pair of Cake tix #
"Ok kids take your prozac and adderall, SOMEONE HAS WEED? Call the police!" RT @wfuhrman1: @kccheckpoint drug dogs in Shawnee Mission East. #
1990 is closer to the moon landing Than it is to present day. #mindasploded #
Appropriate http://t.co/BnqBj35Q #
Between nicki minaj and Wiz Khalifa #dbacousticrap @KCjoker: @tinyKCdancer @dannyboi965 next week... Acoustic "Im day bes" #
My twitter is filled with #Escobar references, I got super excited, then realized it was about the player #Royals #
Rights? What rights? RT @pitchplog: Pending Kansas bill would criminalize refusing to take DUI tests http://t.co/XWzlA9EC #
Some of us view them as the same RT @juliekellogg: Searched "pot" for an image to use in newscast and a pot of gold came up. Um, not quite. #
Anyone have more info about drug dogs at SME today? I'm dying to go on a rant, but need "facts" #
@SnoopDogg hey snoop, I do acoustic covers of rap/hip hop. What song would vibe your melon? #420miracles #
And not a dent was made... End the drug war RT @KCStar: KC area police target marijuana industry on 4/20 pot 'holiday': http://t.co/uH9ZUY29 #
The fact its mainstream enough to warrant a 'holiday' means its time to legalize RT @KCStar: area police target marijuana on 4/20 holiday #
Has a professional sports team ever been taken away from its owner by angry mob? If not, might I recommend Kansas City start the trend... #
@WhitlockJason problem with your statement; why is it only self defense for person with gun? Stand your ground doesn't include fists? #
@BHIndepMO I wish KC's millionaires would do that rather than you know shut down a raceway to increase property values #
Ok do you guys know of the #3secondrule Watch this to close 4/20 http://t.co/4demPX8c #
I would give anything to be able to have a Star Trek replicator of food.... http://t.co/dHwIqD6J #
@BHIndepMO wat? #
@BHIndepMO lol I was merely reacting to the logic of management. That statement twisted my brain #
Reminder: Utah, the most religious state in America, is also the #1 purchaser of Internet porn http://t.co/xMIdWjL4 #thingsthatmakeyougohmm #
Walmart accused of bribery in Mexico and everyone's outraged. A) it's Mexico, bribes are how it gets done b) bribes get it done here too! #

Tagged with: minutiae • tweets • twitter

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-04-15

On April 15, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

@KC_buzz @c_dub_OU812 I know it was house but the bit was branded Dubstep remix with the Paula Deen and 90% of people can't tell the diff #
@mattpetty for my boys, I think the lessons taught are important. I'll leave the choice of confirmation up to them! #andiwanttobelieve #
Easy! Visit Wyoming RT @ebertchicago: Imagine America without contraception. #
@VoiceOfMerrill but God checks foursquare didn't you get the tweet? Have you liked the Holy Sprits fan page yet? #
@VoiceOfMerrill you have made me feel disturbed, impressive sir #tipofthecap #
I root for the men in Lifetime movies #
FYI there is nothing I would like more than the Royals making me look like an asshole. Good job thus far in accomplishing that goal! #
@breckinmeyer thanks to HBO I just ordered a Lovebürger. When's the reunion @donald_faison? #wearthehat #
What ever happened to the 90's high school Rom com? Can't Hardly Wait, She's all that, 10 things etc etc. That shit was dope. #
Dead serious. And the soundtracks! RT @AwkwrdWhenSober: @dannyboi965 I hope you're not being sarcastic. I miss those movies. #
@MommyLikesVodka oh no it counts. Fuck yeah they count. #
The 90's rom com gave me hope that indeed, I would end up with my own Sara Hewitt Lee Cook. Alas I married Beulah ball buster ... #
A wild Jerry O'Connell appears! #canthardlywaitonhbo #
HOLY BALLS @jasonsegel IS IN CAN'T HARDLY WAIT! #canthardlywaitonhbo #eatthatwatermelon #
I imagine when Peter Facinelli divorced Jennie Garth it went down exactly like when Mike Dexter told off Amanda #canthardlywaitonhbo #
"Someone in there called me a fag!" - how did this not win an Oscar? #canthardlywaitonhbo #
@AwkwrdWhenSober it dawned on me the highlight of my weekend is tweeting about a 14 year old movie #
@AwkwrdWhenSober Lovebürger. I need that shirt #
"Cant Hardly Wait" is 14 years old. You are now aware how old you are. #damn #
@hawk3r I wanna have a screening! #
We gaming? #tf2redditwestcoastpro RT @FRouya: @dannyboi965 First donated, and I didn't even ask... THIS GUY! #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @alanagwinner @BarbieGirl2381 @hawk3r too late I bought it. #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @alanagwinner @BarbieGirl2381 @hawk3r I did and will wear it unironically. Also must form a band #
Final #CHW tweet: if Preston had not ended up with Amanda, he would have been a stronger person, dead inside but stronger #canthardlywait #
Wow! #CHW is now tainted! The computer geek...worked on missile defense, became a lawyer, is conservative and lives in Ohio! #epilogue #
Sauce: http://t.co/5LkPZYOd #
@BreeOlson you know Bree we do a second chance prom here @965TheBuzz. You should come have a ball. #
.@KCstar, pop up ads that auto play before one can see the story might make revenue, but they drive people away #
"I shall have an archery tournament, it shall lure Robin Hoof out! He cannot resist!" - Kris Kobach http://t.co/P4qZvKub #
hood, hoof, same diff. #
@XbrownXroundX @DougBenson but how will his message reach your 33 followers?!?!?!?!? #
Saved a pilot from a burning building #thingsicouldhavedone #
Am i the only one who loves #p90rex Reminds me of Uecker RT @mellinger: Rex Hudler knows what you think of him http://t.co/8kYIHh4B #Royals #
@JokeDiva @dougbenson I too shed tears of sorrow knowing the voice of @xbrownxroundx has been silenced. #thedaythemusicdied #
#freebird #freetyshawn RT @_tee_y: how you expect me to stay the same when everything around me is changing .. including the people #
@robdelaney his roar is faaaaabbbuuuullloooouuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss #
After abruptly waking from an accidental nap http://t.co/AXk1c7U1 #
This is how i imagine all of us feel about legalization http://t.co/TjtTgG5r #
@brandonolsono it's almost like you read it #
@brandonolsono no never again #
As a commenter said, Ill donate one hoodie RT @Gawker: George Zimmerman Has a Website, Seeks Donations http://t.co/QpeF4p6C #
Facebook is buying Instagram for $1 billion dollars; and you were all worried that Android would ruin @instagram .... #
But in all seriousness, yes they are going to bed on piles of money tonight, but now that Facebook owns you @instagram #deleted #
Hey @instagram, add an option to the "why are you deleting?" page. "Mark Zuckerberg" should be an option. #
I imagine Zuckerberg's pitch to @instagram went something like this http://t.co/waGe3uMO #
@SeanStaggs I don't like Zuckerberg and his stance on privacy of which he views himself exempt. #
@SeanStaggs and on a milder note: I will relish tech bubble 2.0 and FB's slow turn into AOL. #evillaugh #
@SeanStaggs nah twitter will cave under the weight of its own success with no way to monetize and split into 12 warring factions of Judah #
Who else would rather die than make two trips? #bau5 http://t.co/WKNJvFQC #
@AlisaJass @richardhine We've been invaded by earwigs from space that attach at the brain stem to control the host. #itsscience #
And they say No Child Left Behind is bad for education http://t.co/hRxYO7gz #
@LindsayShively relevant http://t.co/hRxYO7gz #
@meganphelps call us 913-576-7965 #
.@meganphelps on the buzz NOW talking about Treyvon Martin. Does god hate hoodies? #
And upon learning @MeganPhelps and the Phelps clan WONT be supporting George Zimmerman http://t.co/faIk2q1j #
People always ask what my gaming rig looks like http://t.co/fOJQT23z #nsfwish #
@RafffiTafffi @kccheckpoint i might argue we only need updates in PV when they're NOT at 75th and Stateline #
@WhitlockJason Im an @cmckendry_espn fan myself. #shesgotthelook #
@Sam_Hartle Good God man, cant they have a designated in and out driveway? Also WHY ARE THE PARKING SPACES SO CLOSE TO THE EXIT???? #
@Sam_Hartle I love it, maybe quicktrip could help unemployment by having, "Parking Helpers" to direct traffic... #
@JohnFugelsang President Bush says, "You can embolden an enemy by sending a mixed message" #
Misspelled Handy RT @shoelais: @dannyboi965 @afentra If all your followers vote, give you interviews http://t.co/8bHvmFdF #
@jaybredow @MVS_Dude will get ahold of you ASAP #
I've never said "Awww" about a spider before http://t.co/knNL1XRd #
@kendralangley run take it away! RUN FROM GEEK SQUAD! Should never take 3 hrs and never cost that much. RUN WOMAN #
@kendralangley and then I realized I'm dumb and can't read #
@DannyParkins don't say hitler ...... #
@cdotharrison equivalent for KC : I admire the phelps for their stance and use of the first amendment #idontadmirethem #
Selling Monster cables still OK RT @Reuters: Best Buy CEO resigns amid allegations of personal misconduct http://t.co/j3wuBBzq #
@BuddyRoemer what are your thoughts on NAFTA? #
The delivery guy called cops. Poor form, poor form RT @KMBZnews: Payment for pizza includes bag of meth http://t.co/q0VwdPw2 #
@B_Hay we could, uh, use Lucas Money in KC. What do you want leveled? #
@joshklingler so why was he fired? Im trying to figure this out? How does this besmirch the school or affect his ability? #
With Petrino's firing, 2012 is officially the year of unbearable outrage. #
War in Afghanistan? Meh. Bought and sold for congressmen? Meh. Ozzie Guillen admires Castro? EVERYONE LOSE THEIR SHIT. #
We should do a outrage pool; what's the next inconsequential thing that will make the public call for heads to roll? #
I didn't know you were back in independence, MO RT @NoReservations: My dressing tastes strangely of meth... #
I've never meant this before: That's enough Internet for me today #NSFL #dontclickthis http://t.co/8VSOmjmo #
Homeless man brought into Emergency Room - NSFL!!! Just don't click this If you value your innocence http://t.co/qloKHcgM #
@KCjoker I can't speak for Cubans, and I won't pretend to know, but of all the horrible things being done to Hispanics, THIS upsets them? #
@cmptrnrd16 do it. Just do it. Click the link #
@MommyLikesVodka did u stare at it? I can't get his leg outta my head #
@afentra vuuuurrryyy much so! #
@amydumler where else? http://t.co/swWnrVaw enjoy #
When HallMark has to lay off 400 people, shouldn't the CEO be included? #
@DrunkenKoRnie not anuses #chewedgum #
I just followed @natimbruglia, why? Because fucking Torn that's why. #
@kendralangley on the other hand you gain a slave.... #goodwiththebad #
As a Kansas City resident, I would like to say to other KC residents, STOP PRETENDING THIS IS THE GREATEST CITY. Your pride is killing us #
@shanepardue i love this city, its great. But its been poorly run for decades. We cant let what we think it is cloud what it actually is #
@JamesCalleSueno financially no........... #
Make sure you subscribe to my man @chadneidt's Youtube channel! http://t.co/XKs4sVoF #
@shanepardue I really feel like it settles for "good enough", when it could be so brilliant. Old money has kept us back by decades. #
@shanepardue I mean P&L COULD have been the bees knees, instead its going bankrupt because of how poorly executed the development was #
@shanepardue good man I shall. I do admire your commitment to your city, how did you go about raising $? for your run? #
@shanepardue thats freaking awesome. I usually just talk...maybe the time has come....for action #tipofthecap #
@bvisconti His sentiment is right. But what he fails to discuss is the tax base is dying, schools, violence, companies bailing, P&L bankrpt #
@chadneidt @afentra punched in the groin in a good way chad, what I'm the only one that likes it? #
@JasonGrill your article is in the right place, but it doesn't deal with the realities KC is facing. Schools, tax base erosing #
@JasonGrill p&l is going to default, violent crime, the troost divide....the list goes on. I love this city, but we need to face the problem #
.@JasonGrill wrote an article about KC for #HP its very good and makes the city look great http://t.co/vV0EroRY #
But the downside is it doesn't deal with the realities of the problems the city faces @JasonGrill #
As I live in that city, yes I am RT @kcklo63: @dannyboi965 You're focusing on one city and one school district. #
@kcklo63 And so we continue to ignore KCMO as it falls apart? That's the issue man, no one wants to analyze the city. #
@kcklo63 @JasonGrill right that's all I hear, "be excited things coming soon". A house built on a bad foundation will crumlble #
@kcklo63 @JasonGrill What I'm saying is, "Its a beautiful house, but has structural issues. Let's protect our investment by fixing it." #
@joelfleetwood @jck49erfan I lived in AZ for years I concur. The difference? Phoenix residents admit its a shit hole with beautiful scenery #
Guys, it is possible to love something while pointing out it needs work. It doesn't invalidate how great something is #
@joelfleetwood you understand. This all stemmed from me daring to point out the cities tax base is eroding and the city is suffering. #
@JasonGrill you got sucked into a hornets nest, Sorry about dragging u into it #
@TheFakeNed as Mayor I will give you tax exempt status for your donation and name you Sports Czar #
@MABrotherton well it's you and me in a teacup my friend. #
@kccheckpoint two motorcycles northbound ward parkway just before 75th #
@KUboobs @RomanHoliday92 god bless both of you (wipes tear from eye) #
Saw this on reddit @meredithTheBuzz , thought of you... http://t.co/CUFk7V8x #
HONEY WHY YOU CALLIN ME SO LATE? #unfortunatewhitepeopleblackmagic #
Ray Allen gets it http://t.co/0s5tWEx2 #
@KennyKing4 @survivetvjobs sorry KK I'm an in front of the camera kinda guy, but you know that already....... #kanyesextape #
@AdamSchefter I imagine Mel Kiper Jr. has begun his 2 week ritual to achieve hair perfection for the evening #
.@afentra says "I'm a bitch not a bully", to Bully director Lee Hirsch Brilliant! @bullymovie see it http://t.co/kJ6eOBV9 #
@JimGaffigan what a handsome new avatar. Jim Gaffigan sex symbol. #shhhhdontargue #
Me RT @TheShaynaRose: What do you guys want me to write my next song about? #
If you wanted to get me a gift for my 30th birthday, here's an idea... http://t.co/0YhIKmvo #
It is quite the arbitrary thing marijuana law..."Oh you grew a plant in your backyard? A PLANT? You bastard, we're seizing your house!" #
@manspeaker @sparklylillife it is interesting isn't it? We send our boys to war, but don't take care of them when they get home #
@manspeaker @sparklylillife we demand rights for unborn children, but want to deny them healthcare, food, and shelter #
@manspeaker @sparklylillife now ill back out of this convo #aandbconversation #
Now this is how you protest http://t.co/8wO73Etx #
@manspeaker don't tell your exchange student about our tax bracket topping out at $250k. Head will explode #
@manspeaker are you daring to suggest America can learn from another country? Alan West warned me about you http://t.co/XIsfk6k3 #
@manspeaker 50% of Americans pay no income tax. I fail to see how his is a GOP talking point, it only illustrates how lopsided we've become! #
@manspeaker in no way shape or form did any of those power families receive ANY government subsidies, education, infrastructure or tax $! #
@supermartie @manspeaker if you make $2,000,000 and flat taxed 10% that's stil 1.8 mil. If you make $20000 that leaves you with just $18k #
@supermartie @manspeaker point being a flat tax, taxes the poor disproportionately. #
@manspeaker @supermartie or we could roll back Bush/Obama tax cuts, end wars in Afghanistan and on drugs and institute brackets over $250k #
@supermartie @manspeaker America was fine until we slashed tax rates during a war and deregulated the financial industry. Undo those #
@manspeaker I'll tell you what I'll make a trade: no taxes for banks, but we bring back the "banks can't exist in more than one state" law #
@supermartie @manspeaker really this is the most important thing! #
Based off the Chiefs history on drafting QB's, Croyle, Blackledge, etc this Tannehill talk makes me nervous #
@robdelaney she's been watching Investigation Discovery again hasn't she? "Honey, how niche life insurance do you have?" #
Bazinga! RT @kmclarke33: @dannyboi965 hey, they got Matt Cassel lol #jokenevergetsold #
@jmagsKC1 @sparklylillife @manspeaker so we should privatize them! If we make profit when the prison is full, what could possibly go wrong? #
I uh wat? RT @RKBeasley: Democrats are thankful for Zimmerman taking the attention away from their War on Moms. #romney #
Apparently there is a war on moms now? What'd I miss? #
Ok I read up on the "war in moms". So Ann Romney is playing a victim because someone said having money makes it easier? #outrage2012 #
@BHIndepMO face palm. Everything's a war now #
Orwell was half right, we're always a war, it's just instead of countries, we're at war with nouns. What? Oh yeah countries too... #
Quote of the week RT @BHIndepMO: @dannyboi965 Conservative Republicans are history's only victims #
Question: Did Ann Romney have a nanny? #
So a woman says another woman never worked a day in her life in the context of knowing the economy and we're losing our minds? #ok #
Also Ann Romney, on her own, opened a twitter to fire the first salvo...I'm sure no one helped her with that either. #
.@AnnDRomney did you have nannies? Cooks? Helpers? And yes, it makes quite a difference in your role as "victim" #
.@AnnDRomney i don't fault your success if you did, it's great you're doing well! But it does make it easier... #
@shoelais non story blown out of proportion. I find it silly the 1% plays the victim #
@davidstanley01 @AnnDRomney so you get it and I get it, and I know Romney is smart enough to get it, so why are we outraged again? #
WIth this @AnnDRomney flap, the Presidential election has become "The Real Housewives of D.C" #
@ACLU it's almost like if we know what each other makes, workers might demand a fair wage.... #
Ok if you haven't seen the South Park "Bully" episode, watch and laugh http://t.co/rlPmMVo1 #
God its old, but nothing beats an unexpected rick roll http://t.co/UnIPqcCz #
@UnXiled well....did you see it coming? #
#nailedit RT @JDB1982: @dannyboi965 Rick roll! #
I mean, sure the pay is terrible, but damn in what other job can you Nirvana Rick Roll 20,000 people? #
No..No..No...No.... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/OR6GHLns #
No RT @britnidove: Johnny Cash, Jimmy Eat World, Young the Giant. @dannyboi965 plays decent music. But he's still annoying. Stop talking. #
@KCjoker FINE OW OW OW STOP #
@froggiemlm oh god.....you realize I'd more than likely lose my jerb for some #NUFAN #
How to bedazzle a badge RT @sarahethomas: Pinterest not just about pretty things - check out how the Kansas City Police @kcpolice use it #
I find it incredibly interesting that my phone's dictionary comes with "bedazzle" built in. #
#motherofgod RT @AwkwrdWhenSober: @dannyboi965 So this came in the mail today. @KC_buzz @BarbieGirl2381 http://t.co/q4ngy5c4 #
I had DVR'ed the home opener... Well that escalated quickly #Royals #
So I'm walking down the street smoking, I feel good, and it's so nice out, it's just a great experience. Why is this illegal? #
Touché RT @kcmex: @dannyboi965 only illegal if you get caught sir!! #KUSHDREAMS #
This is a trip http://t.co/WMzTF3i2 #
Oh snap, I just passed 4k followers. When do they mail out the check for my fake internet points? #
Apparently we're all going to die today. Been nice knowing you. #OPERATIONSTORMDEATHWATCH #
Speaking of our impending doom, I have a funny story about the Buzz's storm plans. #
An engineer walked into the studio and handed @Jeriney a placard that said (paraphrased), if shit goes down turn our program feed to KMBZ's #
Which is hilarious because, if shit does go down, do you really think any of us are driving to the station to give KMBZ the glory? #
"Oh wow tornado on the ground? I had better abandon my family drive to mission KS!" riiiiigggggghhhhhhtttt #
@BrittanyBanks ehhhhhh worth it #
Tenessee passed a law saying that hand-holding is, "a gateway to sexual activity". Prayer just got awesome http://t.co/eNfncM0R #
Forget #OPERATIONSTORMWATCH tonight we tag these storms #Katiesrevenge #
Are we going to die? Need to know if I should cancel the sitter... #kaitiehornersrevenge #
Not again #ow http://t.co/GRz2tOTx #
@shoelais concrete gashed my toe ! #
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK FLIP FLOPS ARE ONLY FOR HIPPIES!?!?! #
.@BarackObama : "Drug legalization not the answer to cartels." Well, repealing prohibition did end bootlegging... http://t.co/UcG5CRMV #
@clinch9 specifically marijuana is most important as non violent mj offenders in jail is just ludicrous. It grows naturally AND ppl want it #
@clinch9 I would argue that same rule applies to coca leaves and poppy plants. But people freak out about those #

Tagged with: minutiae • tweets • twitter

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-04-08

On April 8, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

The Myth of American Exceptionalism http://t.co/XQmS2anZ #
Not till you spend some cap space! RT @kcchiefs: Shop the New Nike Gear! - http://t.co/dgCjqDXC #chiefs #CHIEFSFANS #Nike #
.@afentra goes to the bathroom http://t.co/S1xjdXNi #
@BigBlack Alright man, I'm down for the Big Black Black Pill Extenze challenge, 7000 squibb rd Mission Ks 66202 #blackmydick #
@MMFlint don't forget, even though they never paid a $ for a guaranteed loan, schools will hold your transcripts till you pay private banks! #
This is how I felt about "Dolphin Tale" RT @AshleyJudd: @THE_natedogg @TheFakeNed Inappropriate & unwelcome. #
@TheFakeNed so you're coming on #abfmb tomorrow to talk about @AshleyJudd and her wonderful sense of humor? #KUBoobs #UKBoobs #
And boom goes the dynamite RT @AshleyJudd: @TheFakeNed @dannyboi965 The only police here is one's personal integrity. #
God I love twitter, one week @MatthewModine and I are chatting about communist Jesus, the next @AshleyJudd is criticizing my integrity #
.@AshleyJudd I'd love to discuss this further tomorrow on @965TheBuzz, would you please join us around 08:30 CST? #
And now @TheFakeNed has dragged me into the "undesirables" section of twitter #
Is anyone else's Cartoon Network HD feed shaky? #
Thanks reddit for making me hate my phone "Did anyone notice that the artists symbol in music is Bono from U2?" http://t.co/ozRE8Ixe #
Spotted inside a mini cooper, I hope @AshleyJudd thinks this photo has integrity @TheFakeNed http://t.co/rbOXlgHW #
It was done with integrity RT @lazlothebuzz: Hey @AshleyJudd and @dannyboi965 here ya go! #ukboobs http://t.co/gEAbtfW0 #
@TheFakeNed wanna pic a Judd movie and do a very special MYstery science theatre 3000? #
@TheFakeNed I'm not quite up on her filmography, I know kiss the girls and dolphin tale. Is there anything worse than dolphin tale? #
@sexicarmie @TheFakeNed Sweet Jesus mothers milk from heaven #
@AimeePatton11 @TheFakeNed I think she lends legitimacy to our project. Ashley Judd Science Theatre 3000 #ajst3k #
James Carville is sitting behind Calipari and freaking me out #KU #
I warned you #KUBoobs the universe is no longer ok with only cleavage, it gained tolerance, it now demands a #Nipple sacrifice #
I SAW IT! #Shame RT @cmptrnrd16: With watching the game, it is probably as safe a time as ever to admit I like Country music. #
"You cant drive the car with the parking brake on." "Yeah, you gotta continue to attack and do the speed limit." #AnnouncingFTW #
@PattyGar25 after checking out your twitpics, i just made the easiest follow decision of my life #
@Drunk_Debutante @KCYeti I followed, make with the cans #
Just an FYI, Nicolas Cage was a detective in "Snake Eyes" named "Rick Santoro" #
@DanWolken You are aware of the Ashley Judd twitter spat yesterday? She said I lack integrity.... #
Death panels right? RT @BreakingNews: Former US VP Cheney released from Virginia hospital today after heart transplant surgery 10 days ago #
@MikeTyson you know what hurts Mike? You haven't done our show #
*Grabs Popcorn* RT @AshleyJudd: @AwkwrdWhenSober @thefakened @dannyboi965 maybe tell your sponsor? You behave & sound like you don't. #
This is me every time I see some new poor soul dragged into the @AshleyJudd drama http://t.co/1i7awHkZ @AwkwrdWhenSober @TheFakeNed #
I really liked @ashleyjudd, I think she's great. I made a snarky comment and it's escalated to this? She's deleting tweets now #screencapped #
@robdelaney being too lazy to google image you, I always assumed you had a @robcorddry head. #mindblown #
(arms of an angel playing) Hi I'm DB, help us stop cruel tweets RT @CasMaster: @dannyboi965 Take it one day at a time. #DissedByAshleyJudd #
Just catching up with the @ashleyjudd @TheFakeNed twitter drama? Here are the tweets (even deleted ones) so far http://t.co/yY5nyvFV #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @alanagwinner @TheFakeNed ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get it now. You're an alcoholic #funny #
@KrissyDiggs see u at Mass on Sunday #
This may be the least profound thing ever uttered by a man: Soap Operas are amazing. #
@natekogan you ok down there? #
@natekogan cause according to the news Dallas ft worth is a barren waSTELIIIII CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE IN TEXAS #
@natekogan I can't talk, I lived in Az... #
My Internet is out, and I have learned a valuable lesson: Don't wait to gratify yourself. #
90 minute estimated internet outage? I'm going to have to go outside? Unnaceptable. #
Im not really mad, outages happen, and service is solid 99.99% of the time. That being said, we should flog whomever dug through my precious #
ITS BACK! Be back in 4, maybe 5 minutes #
IT'S OUR YEAR YOU GUYZ (swallows gun) RT @BHIndepMO: The Deadspin Royals prediction is 68. My prediction is 75 wins. Good times #
Does he have a twitter? This bill is an embarassment RT @kmbc: Mo. Bill Requires Gas Price Hike Warning: http://t.co/1Qr45iDz #
@AshleyJudd @THE_natedogg @KCRoyalman so can we all hug and end the hatfield/McCoy silliness? I'd love to have you on the show. #
Well most days RT @KCRoyalman: @dannyboi965 @AshleyJudd @THE_natedogg As would we. Relly we are all good guys #
@KCRoyalman cant believe I'm saying this, seems like bad big govt that places a financial burden on business owners. #
@KCRoyalman retailers make no money on gas sales, gas goes up bc of US policy not mo policy. Seems hurtful to MO owners #
God i know, i need to shower now. #ithinkimturninggopithinkimturninggop RT @KCRoyalman: @dannyboi965 Wow what has happened to you! #
@KCRoyalman and I'd trade universal healthcare for smaller govt, no spying on citizens, gun rights and strong states #washingmymouthout #
@GottaLaff @bjritz1954 laffy is an account I live in fear of losing daily! What with my twitterrhea and baseless opinions and all. #
Just when I'm ready to give up on @BarackObama, he drops a phrase like "Social Darwinism" on Paul Ryan. Paging Dr. Goldberg to the burn unit #
It's incredible to me people like @reppaulryan who benefited so much from a social safety net want to gut it. #hypocrite #
Pop Tarts new commercial is set to Right Said Fred. "I'm too sexy for your insulin, too sexy for your insulin...I gave you diabetes." #
@ivanfoley shoulda called it the R-3 lottery, would have had people around the block willing to give $$$ #priorities #
@JohnFugelsang he should at least try to sound intelligent : "Why hello you labia fissure, I do believe I heard you engage in faggotry." #
States get a taste of Marijuana tax money, and suddenly they get a backbone .... http://t.co/LSK6e6Rj #
15 year old blind kid plays dubstep perfectly after hearing it one time. I am not talented http://t.co/lRHDnWoO #
OK THIS NEXT TWEET WILL WORK. @twitter please stop cutting the end off my youtube vids. Start time = important #
15 year old blind kid plays dubstep perfectly after hearing it one time. I am not talented
http://t.co/uSGaedYb #
@KrissyDiggs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #
I say gaudy @afentra says game on, what say you? http://t.co/TgaNQo5y #
Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce.... #wpbm #
Burger King, why you pull this ad? It's so good http://t.co/vxGlDITJ #
they don't do test and miss something = sued RT @nprnews: Doctors Urge Their Colleagues To Quit Doing Worthless Tests http://t.co/vfkL2Goj #
@robdelaney Your wikipedia is extensively full of information about you http://t.co/rUV90bCE #
IN case you didn't get my "I've seen everything" reference this am #watch http://t.co/iofXIaj4 #
Bad day? Dis cheer you up #carlton http://t.co/KLqeOnPs #
Sugar Ray > U2 @afentra #dealwithit #
Oh no, what will we ever do ? RT @bradc25: Court closure will delay swearing in of new lawyers #ksleg #
@jgardner66610 I for one welcome our next economic bubble burst, lawyer student loans! #
I really want to believe @BarackObama has abandoned compromise and is doing what's right instead of it being campaign mode #oldsayingintexas #
@4tbrams @afentra @ajs1286 appropriate gif http://t.co/bs2iEHiA #
At Max's on Wornall, best freaking burger/gyro in town #
So we're talking 70 wins for #royals Ha what a joke, "this is our year" (water boy noise). Pitch Fork Mob at the K @getnickwright #
@Reydar76 @B_A_Con cleavage in tweets? Insta follow #
Ill do it the glass family way, slowly, painfully, soul crushing, and cheapRT @rgeorge84: @dannyboi965 @getnickwright kill urself danny boi! #
Anyone else use Dr. Doyle for peds dentistry? He looks just like House, I kept waiting to tell me "It's not plaque it's lupus" #alwayslupus #
Uh I just got this email a) what does it say? And b) I'm now on a govt list aren't I? http://t.co/0mlS1dqm #
@TheAgenda @DanielKitts I don't know how u boys do it up der in canadia, but here in murrica we don't tax our rich. They're like Jesus. #
@JohnnyOptimist this isn't real is it? #
This is as well a kept secret as area51 RT @B_A_Con: @dannyboi965 I should have known...boobs are the way to get you... @Reydar76 #
@KellyRB85 @AwkwrdWhenSober @KC_buzz oh there in there, Ican sense em #
@SysAdmKC @B_A_Con @Reydar76 there is no mystery here. I won't trust a man who won't sacrifice every thing for some nipple #
@KellyRB85 @AwkwrdWhenSober @KC_buzz and that was a "they're" not "there" . I often lose grammar sense when talking kelly/Awkwards nipples #
Sarcoidosis! RT @SnugnJellybean: @dannyboi965 it's never lupus! #
@TheShaynaRose might I recommend tweetbot? Best twitter app out there #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @KellyRB85 @KC_buzz Chris(awkward) has hairy areola #themoreyouknow #sexyfloss #
I've always wondered what it would be like to drive while black, thanks to SCOTUS I can! http://t.co/1XfQVFmt #
@KrissyDiggs @KC_buzz @AwkwrdWhenSober @KellyRB85 it'd be nice if SOMEONE didn't have a private acct and I could share it... #
This is a win for all mankind RT @KrissyDiggs: @KC_buzz @dannyboi965 @AwkwrdWhenSober @KellyRB85 #hairyola #
Lol so quick RT @KrisKetz: GENEVA (AP) - Annan spokesman says Syrian ceasefire expected to begin no later than 48 hours after April 10. #
@phineffect just found it thank you #
@_BrettEllis @manspeaker shame on both of you, clearly not only do they deserce 7000 x a worker salary, but they need tax cuts too #
@_BrettEllis bahaha thank god you got it....there needs to be a sarcasm font #
@_BrettEllis @manspeaker it is quite comical the top tax bracket is 250k! Because OBVIOUSLY if you make more than that you dont need taxes #
I have large labia tweets AND tax reform tweets coming in at the same time, damn I have some Twitter ADD #
@_BrettEllis @manspeaker @leginfo @DylanRatigan dont forget about my man @BuddyRoemer he's all over getting the money out! #
@NappdogMrFuccIt so u coming in tomorrow at 8 or what? #
@iMacCheesy email? #
Incentives that will never be recouped RT @KCTV5: Pharmaceutical company moving 400 jobs to Kansas: Teva Neuroscience #
Does Teva pay well with great benefits? If it doesn't and I worked there I'd be pissed they're spending millions to move 6 miles.... #
@TheFakeNed so the rah rah crowd, when will they be issuing an apology. Royals will NEVER win with Glass #
@TheFakeNed nah, he signs the checks. He runs em just like Walmart , cheap. You want a department store, go to Macy's! aka al east #
@TheFakeNed lol and once Dayton gets this s-bag of a rotation to win 80 games, he's gonna get a huge offer somewhere else then #rebuilding #
@NappdogMrFuccIt I can think of no man better #
@TheFakeNed @pcbearcat I'd hate to see them lose more than 90 in what is supposed to be a positive year. 74-88 #
I'm crying laughing at this, best Quaker bar ad ever..... http://t.co/4LotrE0a #
Go here, tell me your favorite line for the call #ABFMBDUBSTEP http://t.co/GJii9iC1 #
@NappdogMrFuccIt 7000 a
Squibb mission ks 66202 8 am #
SO very good http://t.co/Y430UFa2 #
@alanagwinner @NappdogMrFuccIt @afentra he really doesn't give them a choice... #
Basically I need to tell you this, under no circumstance are you to miss #djdouche and the Mike Simpson Moar Ghosts dubstep remix tomorrow #
This song for tomorrow is a monster http://t.co/Or2i3nZT #
@Musicats78 at studio adobe aud 1.0 Lollololol. I have FL at home, but no mixing board or hq mic yet #
Nice qualifier there "urban", whatever could you mean? RT @KMBZnews: Unsupervised urban teens gathered en masse on the plaza last wknd. #
@h2o_man thank you! #
@laurennbartonn thank you, much love back! #
@Musicats78 thanks!!!! mah ghetto software can work sometimes #
@AwkwrdWhenSober god dammit god dammit #
@saracorinne @awkwrdwhensober I told mark to put it up....so you know give it a few hrs.... lol @MVS_Dude #
Mike Simpson Moar Ghosts dubstep remix (download coming soon if you want it) http://t.co/71UFyC4X #
@DirtySouthKC http://t.co/Man3mJnh #
Ladies this is @NappdogMrFuccIt he's classy as fuck and the plazas worst nightmare #urban http://t.co/zc3bY1lF #
Quite a shocking graph, I don't care who the president is, this is why tax cuts don't work http://t.co/zcrVUN3j #
SELL SELL SELL!!! RT @birbigs: There should be a stock market for jokes called "The Dow Jokes." #
#Royals fans that "believe" are a lot like the #GOP and Reganomics; despite decades of evidence to the contrary, they still think it works #
@manspeaker I've always said anything built with taxpayer money must be contracted to and financed by a local company. #
@manspeaker ahhh the chamber of commerce, 2nd only to the fed in its ability to be a private company that every thinks is government. #
@KellyRB85 it's about 5 tweets deep in my timeline or on http://t.co/FfXbdqrd #
@mellinger @shanepardue yes criticize on opening day, do it everyday. Glass spends no money on this team, why keep giving him money? #
@BA_in_SC @mellinger wet blanket? Sammy's pointing out Truth, stop using hometown pride as a shield. Glass doesn't give a damn about you. #
Brilliant as always RT @mellinger: DKTM: The #Royals and the future and the Over-Under stats. http://t.co/Ao3R0xm2 #
@mellinger non snark question, if the team laid out cash for key FA vets, would higher attendance comp for cost of signings? #
@shanepardue we will, we're the farm club for the real majors. Glass has had em for 12, Anything short of a wild card berth is a failure. #
@shanepardue I'm passionate you're passionate we're gonna disagree and that's ok. But celebrating a .500 year, to me is depressing #
@shanepardue an don't get me wrong, I love the players! They're bustin ass. Dayton has a plan. It's the owner where my beef lies #
Damn straight RT @shanepardue: @dannyboi965 Hopefully we can both agree on "Go Royals!" #
Easter or NY media? RT @TimTebow:
Mark 10:34 - "they will mock him and spit on him...and kill him. And after three days he will rise.” #
Too far west! State Line is my limit lol RT @Rachellehcar75: @dannyboi965 swear I just saw you at the park in Shawnee. #
Welp, guess im moving to L.A. RT @LAWeekly: Riding high: Marijuana shuttle bus debuts in Los Angeles http://t.co/un35sdwX #
@Bagyants I feel global warming is man made and I feel tax cuts for the wealthy work. Fuck yo facts science. #
@MorganSpurlock what does @drdrew, his innumerable shows, dashing good looks, and rippling muscles have that @afentra and I don't? #ff #
@Bagyants I love that they constantly write new laws that no one is asking for, "You know Bob, cats have had a free ride for too long..." #
@BHIndepMO I miss hearing about his horse, I know I can relate to owning and racing thoroughbreds #everyman #
You need to read this. Collusion, anti trust, and greed RT @KCTV5: Network neutrality and mobile apps: http://t.co/jDMzVveD #
Shameless ego retweet! Thank you! RT @wkeller3: Best dub step remix by @dannyboi965 this morning. Good chance it made my day #
Miguel Angel Jiminez is @deesnider's long lost brother #masters #
@BHIndepMO these announcers, they're professionals? "that's what I call a knock" #
@AwkwrdWhenSober @KC_buzz I like that this has become a thing #
Every Blink Album in a minute http://t.co/Je9cugqd WARNING:NOSTALGIA #
This guy is amazing! #oneminutemashup http://t.co/IvVMQoWT #
90's one hit wonder #oneminutemashup http://t.co/paX1GZP8 #
@chadneidt having watched all your youtube videos, sir I think you to be a god. Can we do an interview? #
@SeanStaggs @AwkwrdWhenSober @KC_buzz #batwings #
My GOD that's a wad of chew #royals #
@TKoppe22 I spit beer man, thanks for the laugh #
I have no idea why http://t.co/DGVDXH9F #reddit #
@PattyGar25 I hate that I like dubstep #
@chadneidt no way! Hit me up dannyboi@965thebuzz.com and we'll get it scheduled #
@BHIndepMO has anyone ever seen them in the same room before? #
Face Palm #
Snapped a pic of myself after watching that pick off http://t.co/3cLejcu7 #
@SysAdmKC rats? #
@afentra my right hand is red for a completely different and more disturbing reason #nickcavetweets #
I am now announcing my candidacy for Congress RT @kmbc: Taxpayers Might Foot the Bill Cleaver Car Wash Loan http://t.co/8OLuCWVt #
We should find out who invented this and eliminate their genes from the pool #sinsofthefather http://t.co/KriibcEt #
@GEICO gotta say, your mobile app is perfection. BAM! I was paying my policy in <30 seconds. Buy a crumpet for the Gecko on me. #
@AwkwrdWhenSober #forscience #tallboy http://t.co/ZfW4aJ0B #
I like my beer, the way Rush likes his housekeepers #hechoenmexico #
@robdelaney WHERE YOU AT? #boost #
Mass on Easter is a funny thing, tons of people who NEVER go show up to avoid hell. I go every week and don't believe in hell. #Catholics #
Ahhh #Easter when Jesus died for our sins and was resurrected to poop chocolate rabbits for our salvation. #
@DMariah_ Should be an Outkast that shit is dank #
Here's a gem, 46%of Mississippi #GOP voters want interracial marriage banned #tcot http://t.co/kWyh480i #murica #
@MsHeatherBeaver its a shame when the rabbits come out feet first #breechbunny #

Tagged with: minutiae • tweets • twitter

This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-04-01

On April 1, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

Same if muslim ? RT @KCStar: Many think the case of soldier accused of murdering Afghan civilians reflects a military pushed to the limit #
@geekbauchery we'd love to talk #KUBoobs on The Buzz tomorrow. What say ye? #
These metal plates have got to go #kcroads #
All the #KUboobs photos.... @MommyLovesWine on the Buzz next! http://t.co/dQIas9CB #
#twofreemows #
Trying to track her down, anyone know the origin? #KUboobs #NSFW http://t.co/YJLnGHHb #
@alanagwinner hmm after tweet stalking @jayhawk_barbie, it does not appear the photo originated from her, however she does have good nug. #
Sadly that's pollen not Kief all over my window. #warshedyest #ohgodwhy http://t.co/1uqkm5yF #
Our boobs better than yours RT @KAgents_: RT @buckeyeboobs: Apparently #KUBoobs is a big thing. Come ladies its time for #BuckeyeBoobs #
@cdotharrison would kstate be refuting this? Ya #
Pics or it didnt happen RT @tinyKCdancer: Whatever! #UMKCboobs rule! RT @dannyboi965: Our boobs better than yours #
Here here! May the photos commence RT @buckeyeboobs: @dannyboi965 never implied either were better. Just going for friendly competition.... #
Sometimes I like to get dangerous and take my phone out of its case for 5 or 6 minutes. #livingonaprayer #
Racist hunger games fans are very disappointed... http://t.co/OOFkzg7H #
@Shonna77 @MommyLovesWine tan lines #
#FedoraRIP RT @HeyKitty: RIP Legend. Bert Sugar, boxing writer and historian known for blustery style, dies at 75
http://t.co/DxhEcvtQ #
@Gonzy88 otter box. I might as well carry a brick in my pocket #
@GottaLaff As a representative of the liberal media, I'll confess we're silencing Newt. His ideas were too bold and full of beefy flavor #
A lapdance is $20 and when you're done there's less shame RT @CNHorn: Gingrich begins charging $50 for pics at events, from @SarahH_CBSNJ #
@cdotharrison wait ncaaw basketball isn't a lie to begin with? #sorryitstrue #
@cdotharrison I'll be honest, I just am jealous they can trounce me, I mean so could Walter Matthau, but the point stands #
@getnickwright @cdotharrison See and I didn't think I went deep enough for the reference, my original choice was Peter Sellers #
@tinyKCdancer touche, touche #
#kuboobs http://t.co/2Yt8kOjn #
So medicare is good enough for Dick Cheney but not good enough for you. #themoreyouknow #
I wish Dick no harm, but I would think the #Obamacare death panel wouldnt have granted Dick Cheney a new heart #BOOSH http://t.co/FdarrW07 #
Nice to see my tax dollars are being spent on new tahoes for small police depts... #
@JeffreyFeldman not to mention the logic that healthcare is unconstitutional but warantless wiretaps are fine... #
If I didn't know all about Jack Van Impe, I'd swear this was the greatest SNL skit of all time http://t.co/wr7woLZN #
This #KUboobs segment is the best local news segment I've ever seen. @MommyLovesWine @amyKCTV5 @afentra #hilarious #
And now @spikelee tweets the wrong address for George Zimmerman...This is not the way to get justice http://t.co/4ouZDU4W #
Pat Robertson is performance art of the foie gras stuffed with caviar variety http://t.co/zj8QlLrx #
@douglasjfresh I love rexella #
@douglasjfresh I mean her name is FREAKING Rexella! #
@KUboobs am now #morenipples #
Royals fans: "2012 is our year just you wait and see!"
Royals: "Our #1 starter is Bruce Chen"
Royals fans: "2013 is our year just u wait!" #
Bruce Chen is your opening day starter and Roy Oswalt is a free agent. #royals #
@Jakeherer21 I hope they brush their teeth first, they've been swallowing Glass' manure for 12 yrs #
Everyone say hello to the bad guy #Butimright RT @afentra: Stupid fucking hat.
http://t.co/ZUcaX51y #
@KrissyDiggs Remington Steele infiltrating a street gang #
@AKGarcia331 @afentra I see your new avatar and all I see is this http://t.co/rMEeAYSn #
@cdotharrison and if we compare that to white people "grown folk music" http://t.co/Weq13tjW #soul #
@cdotharrison it explains a lot more than that #
@undecided like this? http://t.co/p3t20min #
@KSUBoobs didn't all your boobs move to south carolina? #
The postal service is not broke stop placing unreasonable demands! http://t.co/bi8yX3kh . #
A passed law says the #USPS must pre-pay health insurance and benefits for the next 75 yrs. Government not the #USPS is the problem #
@MattNuge which is funny as its mandated profit neutral! Without retirement mandate, they'd have turned a $700 million profit! #
@MattNuge not to mention it employes $600k pays reasonable wages, decent healthcare, and a pension at 0 cost to taxpayers..... #
@MattNuge not to mention it employes 600k pays reasonable wages, decent healthcare, and a pension at 0 cost to taxpayers..... #
@MattNuge i give up #
The #USPS employs 600k pays reasonable wages, decent healthcare, and a pension at 0 cost to taxpayers...#justsayin #
@KU_boobs So i figured it all out. If YOU give ME a new full frontal #KUBoobs then I can RT it. There are NO anterior motives #lies #
My beef with all of the novelty #boob accounts? Not enough #nipple #kunipple #notcloseups #areolaonamicrolevelarefrightening #
ethanol is less efficient than gas. THIS is gvt waste RT @KCStar: Is Kansas ready to bump to E15 at the pump? http://t.co/NpBFhcVV #
Higher food prices for this rural subsidy RT @KCStar: Is Kansas ready to bump to E15 at the pump? http://t.co/NpBFhcVV #
.@KCstar, this E15 article doesn't address ethanol's faults correctly. Less efficient, government subsidy waste, rising food costs #
.@KCstar "ethanol has been successful in reducing oil imports" No, we import so much oil because we refine it better than anyone #
@fuelinggood @KCstar ah excellent a corn promoter, with a link to a clearly non biased website! 1.5% x billions of gallons = less efficient #
@fuelinggood @KCstar a mandated ramp up, followed by a recession, yes let's thank the corn for the dip! #
And now I'm debating ethanol on twitter. Why do I pick every fight? I feel like this 24/7 http://t.co/9vsPFRLB #
RT @fuelinggood: @dannyboi965 Ah, oil lover, that ignores the continued loss of efficiency refining petroleum into gasoline. @KCstar #
@fuelinggood @KCStar lol "oil lover?" u must be new to my feed. #
@JohnnyMentzel complex. We are a net exporter of gas and could get by on North American sources of oil for gas. BUT #
@JohnnyMentzel increasing solar in southwest and CA should be govt #1 priority. Not solar farms, individual buildings #pipedream #
@AwkwrdWhenSober sugar lobby is strong in US http://t.co/Yyawbgnr #
OH GOD WHY RT @KU_boobs: @dannyboi965 haha. you mean like these #mizzouboobs ? http://t.co/AbhHKij5 #
.@fuelinggood @KCStar no sir, and that comment was disingenuous at best. You know oil consumption falls in a recession. #
Bottom line? Today I learned the corn industry is so well put together that dare you speak out against it, they'll send a PR rep! #
Careful @sweetfacts will descend with talk like that @JohnnyMentzel: @dannyboi965 let's speak out agains High Fructose Corn Syrup as well. #
@JohnnyMentzel @sweetfacts HE DOESN'T MEAN IT! Forgive him, he know not what speaks! #
@tinyKCdancer women lack commitment to a cause! If #kuwiener were the story there'd be dicks, dicks everywhere. #
@tinyKCdancer relevant http://t.co/Neom2bF1 #
.@MittRomney makes the perfect argument for a healthcare mandate #sweetirony http://t.co/Tpd03s6g #
Hidden gem, #MOLeg wants u to need a perscription for claratin RT @kmbc: Mo. Firm Creates Drug That Can't Make Meth: http://t.co/YvZS5DCK #
Just an FYI @clairemc voted for requiring the #USPS to set aside healthcare/benes for employees that are not even born yet. #
@manspeaker @clairemc funny story, the only people who voted nay in house and senate? 20 #GOP congressman. What are the dems doing? #
Lest ye forget. RT @PersianPrepster: @dannyboi965 @clairemc And the whole SOPA thing #
@PersianPrepster though technically pipa for Sen McCaskill #
@manspeaker The #USPS should be a model for not just govt, but private business. Profit neutral, benefits, retirement and has great revenue #
@manspeaker how it's been painted as inefficient and broke isn't disingenuous it's a crafted lie. #
@manspeaker and the rural communities that need it the most are likely to vote against their own interests! #mindblown #
Nightmare Fuel http://t.co/pxXzZ5jQ #
If you say on national television your client was battered, make super sure this video doesn't exist first http://t.co/wQoms76B #
Kegs n' eggs man #haveabeer RT @joshuamneff: @dannyboi965 I expect you & @afentra will be ranting about this tomorrow morning. #
Maintains 'Girl 6' a good film RT @CBSNews: Spike Lee apologizes for Zimmerman wrong address retweet http://t.co/wMfcZXVD #TrayvonMartin #
Freeloadin blind people! Romney 2012RT @BonyenKCTV5: Thousands of blind Missourians could lose their healthcare after proposed. #
Help me convince @CLEAR10VODKA to make "Danny Boi's Chronic 10 Vodka" #piney #
Epic face is epic RT @bigcomedown: Watched @afentra and @dannyboi965 interview @grouplove http://t.co/gOCNJC1D #
Clay county rep trying to legislate jackson .... No RT @kmbc: Bill Introduced To Eliminate KC School Board: http://t.co/k12EZBlH #
@CLEAR10VODKA "Danny Boi's Chronic 10" or #DBC1 will be able to quench even the most cottoned of mouth. #
.@CLEAR10VODKA #DBC1 will also feature a penetrate-able membrane towards the base of the bottle for those times the tobacco pipe is too far #
I only hear EC's name for soundbytes nvr legislation RT @YaelTAbouhalkah: Emanuel Cleaver says he's 'outraged' by Trayvon Martin killing. #
@CLEAR10VODKA tag: "Oh your tequila just poured you a shot? Watch what my bottle can do" #DBC1 #
Outrageous http://t.co/Kcg5XT25 #
Is your company hiring? RT @abigail_hiles: Just spent 15 minutes comparing breast perkiness with Jody. Al was the judge. #
#GiantAnus is now trending in Kansas city (should be) RT @lazlothebuzz: Doc Golding http://t.co/6cxyYMMK #
Wow, almost 1 million people signed the @GovWalker recall petition. I don't care what kind of space lizard you are, that's gotta sting. #
Well thats it for Mitt. ALL HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER RICK! RT @KMBZnews: Former President GHW Bush backs Romney in GOP race #
Worse RT @ggreenwald: ACLU: "In some ways, Obama admin is even worse than the Bush team when it comes to abusing the privilege of secrecy" #
Bullshit female voodoo #itworks RT @afentra: @alanagwinner Threaten to go w/out, he'll be there in a heartbeat! #
.@TimTebow I would think a blessed athlete like yourself could afford a website that DOESN'T require a survey to read your thoughts #TTTW #
@canyonjim I read that whole series in a Jackie Mason voice and it killed. #
@canyonjim not that I read it aloud to others, just in my head. That would be a strange thing, reading others tweets to others. #
@canyonjim the point is I've carelessly invaded your mentions and will now slowly back away ...(bows)...(bows) #
Big oil bribes the Senate with $23 million dollars, they get $24 BILLION in tax cuts #returnoninvestment http://t.co/Z7CuWEyr #
"What's that middle class? You want affordable healthcare? Haha Fuck you, we're gonna give $24 billion to big oil" - united states senate #
The really offensive thing here? It only costs $23 million to buy the entire senate. If you win @megamillions you can afford to buy 23 laws #
In an election year? You don't say!" RT @congressorg: Push for a National Latino Museum has quickly gained powerful bipartisan backers. #
@manspeaker explain to me again why Jackson co MO and Johnson KS don't form their own state? Free of Topeka and Jeff city's insanity... #
Trolololo RT @manspeaker: @dannyboi965 I have been saying forever you guys can have Johnson county. We don't need em. #
.@RickSantorum What were you meaning to say here http://t.co/LvWMmVnZ! #
@Afentra Nincompoop or something more sinister #ah http://t.co/LvWMmVnZ #
"We know what Obama was like, the anti-war, government niggah" - Rick Santorum http://t.co/yYYTtzaA #
@MrLawrenceLady @RickSantor click my 3rd tweet about it....that one links direct to the video. Apparently twitter client removes time stamps #
What do do if arrested? Why sing Bohemian Rhapsody of course! http://t.co/auYYijAB! #
@TimTebow it was me wasn't it Tim? #TIMSANITY #
@DavidFaustino I'm on my way to reddit/r/atheism to post this and reap your sweetsweet Karma points. #
Good to see that 'Arab Spring' in #Egypt gave them more freedom #ohwait http://t.co/HbTa54SA #
.@senatorharkin makes a dangerous pitch *Gasp* how dare you demand reasonable treatment of workers! http://t.co/DC74LKWM #
Why do all of these types of women have the "Lights on nobody's home" look? http://t.co/lKdXgUbR #
@MommyLovesWine replace uterus with penis, and you've pretty summed up the male experience #
This week Americans spent 1.5 billion on the lottery; raise taxes by pennies to build a bridge, people break out the muskets #Murica #
@BHIndepMO that is the best idea anyone has ever had. #
Sign # 1643 I spend too much time on twitter RT @cmptrnrd16: Props to @dannyboi965 to recognizing me just from my twitter avatar. #

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This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-03-25

On March 25, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

I like how Verizon is acting like $30 is such a good deal for 4GB but somehow texts aren't included despite being data. #
God the Seahawks got a great deal for Flynn, 3 years $26 m. Pioli THIS is how you sign promising QB's not 6yrs $63 million. #cassel #
Michael Bay's adaptation of T.M.N.T to feature Alien turtles....kinda defeats the purpose of them being "Mutants" no? #
Gas price complainers; you realize its an indication of economic recovery right? #
Speed #thingmarklacks #
Anyone know a register MO notary? Need it for #Showmecannabis petition validation #
@derekspalding hahaha silly derek, money is only for corporations not employees. #Trixeconomy #
@kate_kansascity know any mo? #
U should call @afentra RT @shoelais: It's a three Xanax kind of day. #
I just learned that in Australia if you work for a company for 7 yrs, you get 3 months paid off. #wearedoingitwrong #
@dylanagibson yuuuuupppp. It will end poorly like last time. Fear can only support a price point for a limited time. Bubble will pop again #
@dylanagibson all paper trading on physical goods should be illegal. #
Peyton a bronco... AFC west to Denver, Pioli/Cassel to unemployment #illtakeit #
Florida RT @MattGoldich: WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW TIMMY #
So that RT signing for the Chiefs... Still circle jerking over how great that is? What a bust of FA and another wasted year #
I'm gonna make a bold prediction a la @getnickwright that will never happen : 3 way trade Tebow to Jacksonville, Gabbert to KC Quinn to den #
@kentbabb would you care to place a wager? #
stone cold sober and I'm finding Beverley Hills Chihuahua 2 extremely entertaining, I've finally smoked myself retarded #
Terrible defense RT @KrisKetz: RT @MarkMullenNBC: (AP) -- Lawyer: Afghanistan shooting suspect has sketchy memory of night of massacre #
@WilliamShatner Gave "Common People" a spin this am on KRBZ. Let's get you to 1million followers! -Dan #
@amybruni he calls Treyvon a "F*@kin Coon" at 02:20 http://t.co/GGris4Lh #
.@lindahogan...seriously, if Charlie ever mucks it up, I'm here for you #largelabia #
@LindsayShively "We're gonna punish these kids who aren't in school by keeping them outta school! That'll show em!" - City Council #
@injuryexpert I'm fairly certain Bear Stearns would be happy to insure it #
@LindsayShively Don't they know? You can ALWAYS improve behavior through legislation. #
@andrewperloff @ArrowheadPride no, wont happen. I love the optimism though. #
What a bad group of people http://t.co/5i8TvT8I #
@BuddyRoemer Inception theft: Lobbyists paid by money that was given to the companies taken from the taxpayers though lobbied legislation! #
I'm debbie downer? “@MVS_Dude: This looks like a pretty interesting movie.. http://t.co/glNsGVbl #Controversy #Abortion #OctoberBabyStories

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This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-03-18

On March 18, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

I'm willing to bet Karl Malone votes for Rick Santorum #theannouncement #
Daylight Savings Time via @reddit http://t.co/JfCb6X08 #
Baby dies from herpes after circumcision via ABCNEWS http://t.co/71nJn6pN #
Just in case you were wondering ladies.... via @reddit #NSFW (text) http://t.co/pqDXUvK0 #
U.N. Torture Chief says US treatment of manning cruel and inhumane. But yeah lets focus on #Kony http://t.co/zzt5HXnq #
It's going to be AZ with regard to #manning indoors + NFC West = easy playoffs. Denver = Cold. Miami = AFC East. #
@MRbelzer señor, I'd love to interview you for KRBZ Kansas city this week. Why? Because you're Richard freaking Belzer that's why #
He's the hero Slovakia deserves... RT @Reuters: "Batman" brings order to southern Slovak town
http://t.co/3JzzLzsh #
Every time I see "shitake" mushrooms I chuckle #
Listening to @lazlothebuzz, @getnickwright, and @slimfast965 talk about how much Pioli sucks, its time to storm the stadium #
I just watched the first episode of "The Killing", WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME THIS EXISTED?!?!? @AMC_TV #
DAMN YOU ON DEMAND!!! RT @richardhine: @dannyboi965 Shit. I was going to give you the DVD for Christmas. #
Chris Brown American Super-Hero! http://t.co/6VzbxqeX #
@UnXiled @afentra Venkman, Peter Venkman #
Unknown light seen above KC, anyone have any info? #
.@KrisKetz whats up with the reports of a bright light above KC? Tons coming into phone lines #KClights #
.@KrisKetz So the truth comes out eh, Ketz? You're one of them.... #KCFILES #IBelieve #
.@Tsoukalos we had bright lights in Kansas City this AM seen by many, we need you on the air with KRBZ now! Call us! 913-576-7965 #
Video of the greatest dad in the world http://t.co/6BR3RnLA #
@voiceovergirl dont pay more. Not worth losing possible equity in the house, there will be another #randomtwitteradvice @JasonEscape #
@voiceovergirl @jasonescape After losing $150K on a house, I'm of the opinion there are no good deals on houses! #overappraised #
@BFlowers24 @BCarr39 knowing they have the cap space they do, I think its a damned travesty the #Chiefs aren't paying you Carr! #
@sportsguy33 writes about being lucky to see Rubio twice a year, Rubio then blows out ACL....coincidence or CONSPIRACY? http://t.co/udKTX1bl #
@sportsguy33 "A. Minnesota is going to make the playoffs unless somebody gets hurt." trololololo #
@AndrewWK @billboard Sir, I was curious how big of a party is the new Taco Bell Dorito shell taco? #
@kentbabb @ProFootballTalk and aren't planning on signing any of them despite having enormous cap space #FML #
@jennakimjones get hires and bring some fry sauce back. EDUCATE THE WORLD ABOUT FRY SAUCE #passionateaboutcondiments #
Silly EPA, students don't have $ RT @KMBZnews: EPA chief says Kansas students can shape policy http://t.co/mxZCWwRr #
Wanna see ignorance? Check the commentsRT @KCStar: KC rally seeks to block deportation of Belton man. http://t.co/qSstltO4 #
U misspelled "bad" MT @kentbabb: I've learned to stop predicting who it will pursue in FA. Very specific and sometimes unusual process #
I heard it was on his bucket list RT @kmbc: Ron Pail Brings Campaign To Mizzou Thursday http://t.co/FWsDn0B9 #
Meteor showers and tornado sirens in one day? Excuse me while I go buy some more tin foil. #mybrotherwrotethat #
That awkward moment when you realize you're so out of shape, bowling 4 games makes you sore... #
Chiefs are vying for another top TE? Shocking, Pioli once again imitating New England. #deathtothepatriotway #
#Chiefs this is how u spend $ RT @AdamSchefter: Vincent Jackson deal in Tampa: 5 yrs, $55.55 million, including $26 million guaranteed. #
Why do celebrity woman do that cheekbone shit to their face? I remember when Elle Macpherson was attractive #fashionstar #
Why is Nicole Ritchie a judge on #fashionstar ? She's wearing a bedazzled thong on her head... #
Also they need to eat RT @TheShaynaRose: @dannyboi965 Yes, everyone needs to stop messing with their face. They were already beautiful! #
.@kendralangley when they put implants in their face and look like this #fashionstar #thisisellenow http://t.co/yLa0irqU #
@kendralangley it's just all kinds of awful on so many levels #
@B_A_Con @TheShaynaRose I heart you both for that and many more, um, less than wholesome reasons #
This is the least shocking tweet I've ever seen RT @andersoncooper: #Santorum wins both Alabama and Mississipp @AC360 #cnnelections #
@mellinger Sam, every time we have communicated you are very balanced, what will it finally take for you to go @KeithOlbermann on #chiefs #
I want to die RT @ArrowheadPride: @mellinger @adamteicher Good God #
IMAGINE THAT RESIGNING FA'S #chiefsdont RT @ClaytonESPN: Carlos Rogers re-signing means the 49ers will have all 11 starters back on defense. #
Republican Bill outta AZ (naturally), would allow employers to fire women who use birth control #AmericanTaliban http://t.co/cWHt0ixt #
.@ChuckGrassley Well PBS is a great source for actual History..... #notHistoryChannel #savePBS http://t.co/60EmuTOw #
@saracorinne Grouplove the 29th at firefly #
Ah yes, that beautiful time of year when the tree with white blossoms makes every thing smell like rotting vagina #beautiful #
RT @AdamSchefter: Chiefs agreed to terms with Peyton Hillis. #
Wait! Crennel, Daboll and Hillis? I hope they replicate Cleveland's success :/ #
Thatsthejoke.jpg RT @clinch9: @dannyboi965 lol what success? #
.@thepeytonhillis Good news! Signing a 1yr deal with Chiefs means insane stats in 2012 and then you'll break our hearts in FA. #itshowwedo #
@turbotke enough for a lifetime #
This article makes me want to be delusional enough to believe Pioli's brilliant and I'm wrong about him http://t.co/lFXYr8Q2 #
@yeti_detective hahahahahahahahahaha "uncomfortable in jeans" #
.@yeti_detective OH MY GOD YOU"RE A GENIUS #
@yeti_detective submit to reddit naow #
. @yeti_detective found out the ex cop having sex with a teen was also featured in a labial reduction story http://t.co/Xp4VjnNe #
Every time I argue with my wife http://t.co/3pUaHqMO #
@KAL825 @965TheBuzz How you doin?http://t.co/KAKkuQHg #LargeLabia #
If the #Chiefs don't like Stanzi, Orton's gone, aren't signing Palko, and now Henne is with the Jags....who exactly is backing up Matt? #
Here's a fun game, go to @ProFootballTalk FA page, and see the difference between #Chiefs and everyone else. #Fail http://t.co/HvVugf30 #
I cannot imagine a scenario where Pioli doesn't get run out of town by a pitchfork mob #takeclarkwithyou #Chiefs #
@IronTiger72 two inept privileged USCers? Kill me now #
OH THANK GOD!! IT NEVER ENDS AS A FALSE ALARM! RT @BreakingNews: Update: Bomb threat at University of Maine has been cleared; #
@manspeaker you can always move to AZ! The only thing illegal there is being brown so you're good! #crossbowsatschool #
Yes lady at store, cough in your hand then touch the produce. #
But 50 yr old guy who reeks of weed with 4 cases of Pepsi in his cart? We cool #
Having a bad day? Watch Cricket teh kittay http://t.co/XzSsusIH #
I have never read a more British news story #thebutlerdidit http://t.co/XfHzchkr #
Is anyone else watching Millionaire Matchmaker right now? They have a Jewish guy and an Iranian guy, and the accidental comedy is killing me #
Greatest find at Big Lots ever http://t.co/vvPdn9z7 #
@Andy_Richter like pirates? This be the beverage for ye. http://t.co/59kIRtlP #
Why was this an option ? RT @KCStar: Update: KC daytime curfew on hold for now. http://t.co/bXAXCxzG #
Well, this is completely disgusting. http://t.co/DymRQQ4v #
Whoa! Apparently when u share via reddit it doesn't put a tag on it on twittah. #seeprevioustweet #
Whooo KC high speed pursuit through Waldo ! #
I really wish OJ Simpson had @twitter in the back of that bronco.... #
#ididit RT @Hunkabilly: @dannyboi965 I can see the OJ tweet... "Fuck I'm caught." #
@kendralangley I finally found a video I couldn't watch on the internet.... #
Dear panhandlers, perhaps the casino exit isn't the best place to ask for money... #
I'm ashamed to admit I agree with @oreillyfactor "threatening sponsors who advertise on programs they don't like is flat out un-American" #
Maybe not so much un american, but the idea behind ending the ability to make money of those we disagree with is chilling #
@bryanks Oreilly's comment was in response to efforts from the right to get rid of Ed Schultz because Ed has said "slut". #
@bryanks I do not disagree with your point at all. #
@bryanks My point is, so what, we're going to go on a witchhunt now because some one offended us? No thank you. We need to cool our jets! #
@FactorOne It isn't bad, its great. I just think the pitchfork mob mentality of us vs them is OUT of control #
No one will agree on anything 100%. I'm as guilty as anyone thinking I'm right, but remember it is almost never black and white #grey #gray #
Could bring about wotld peace RT @grizzay4000: @dannyboi965 but we DO all agree about the mcrib, right? #
My wife was yelling at me while i was playing #tf2 so I turned on my mic. First comment? "Your wife's a bitch!" she heard it... #banned #
Needless to say I'm now banned... Back to CSS for me! #spiritnotletter #
I'm about to lose a lot of bets #
I just got fucked so hard I need a cigarette #Mizzou #
Kony filmmaker arrested for public masturbation. #masturbation2012 http://t.co/wcIS28lP #
@rbitter79 awesome ! I reformatted my hd and am DL it now. But yeah I'm totally in prov tomorrow #
"Me so Kony...oh oh Me so Kony baby" - GonzoVeritas http://t.co/e151xQZz #
@Gonzy88 Caught jacking it? Uganda be kidding me! trolololo. In other news, seen any sweet iphone themes lately? #
If you haven't watched this yet... #dosomething “@MatthewModine: Somebody http://t.co/ci1PFRbs” #
@Gonzy88 u seen the tyler durden lock screen? #
Discover the Dinosaurs at OPCC is a bad deal. Fam of 4= $40 to get in PLUS $20 for twelve ride tickets and massive line wait. #
.if all over 2 = $50 to get in RT @Amex4000: @dannyboi965 sooo glad you shared this. I saw the prices and gasped - too bad its a crap shoot #
At discover the Dino's at OPCC they have bounce houses you have to pay for, and u get 10 minutes. 30 minute line. #poorform #
@KCStar @KCSTARVOICES I'd love to write a review of Discovering the Dinosaurs at OPCC ..... #
People who shouldn't wear a firearm #1 this guy. And why are there armed guards at a kids exhibit ? http://t.co/uEsXm5gs #
In my opinion, avoid Discover the Dinosaurs! Unless you like paying minimum $50 for a family of 4 +$20 for 4 "rides" #
Waited 50 minutes for a timed 10 minute bounce at discover the dinosaurs. Terrible lines #
Worst I've ever felt ripped off as a parent RT @RadioDana: @dannyboi965 THANK YOU were gonna go. Glad to see this #
@KrisKetz it felt like a bait and switch. Come for the exhibit pay more to have fun! #
@lazlothebuzz ha! At least I got something for my money that time! #
@mattpetty thank god, I thought I was the only one. "I want a clean minimalist look, oh and obnoxious word spaghetti " #
Privacy is dead, the constitution in tatters, all in the name of "security" http://t.co/bTz0ZUkq #
@Gonzy88 this http://t.co/yfZ6HA7C #
.@ArrowheadPride it's a good pick up, but do he, Hillis, and Quinn cover this team? No. #
I'm loving the Quinn pick up in a sick way. "Oh Orton's better than the guy I'm staking my rep on? Ok let him go and bring in someone worse" #
.@govsambrownback legislated any vagina lately? #
I wouldn't risk it, better get a McRib too #justincase “@afentra: Is this the last day to get a Shamrock shake? #StPattysDayFatGirlProblems

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This week in tweeeeeeeeets! 2012-03-11

On March 11, 2012, in Attempted Humor, by Danny

She knew the combo to my wallet... Alcohol RT @fweetieb: @dannyboi965 wine buyer sucker!! #
.@showmecannabis when and where is petition signing today? #
Obama regarding Iran, "Prepared to employ military effort" Next sentence he warns of, "too much loose talk of war,". Very double plus good #
.@showmecannabis training/signing u should be too . Californo's Westport #
See me on the street, ask to sign! #showmecannabis @showmecannabis #regulateit http://t.co/RoEUtgn1 #
Fascinating! RT @ebertchicago: We are not intended to sleep eight hours st a stretch every night. http://t.co/y6tSTyJn #
@GeorgeAtallah @JonVilma51 @injuryexpert I hate to burst your bubble there, but harassing people is why Al Gore invented the internets. #
It's shit like this God ... RT @HuffingtonPost: Toddler dies after being found alive in field following tornado http://t.co/sJb5w64A #
@KevinHart4real no man, you have to pretend you did that on purpose, "What this? Nah this is the new thing, you didn't see Jay-z's new vid?" #
What the actual fuck? RT @BreakingNews: US AG Holder set to offer legal endorsement for 'targeted killings' in terror fight #
So now the US is offering legal backing for killing US civilians? @BarackObama this certainly is "change"... For the worse #
Eric Holder is worse than John Yoo! How is this even real?!? #
@DaveKropp just a terrible thing. #
.@richardhine I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm much more concerned by the new DOJ "assassinate Americans" plan than Rush love for sluts #
Police departments in the United States are now 90 days away from using Drones. #freedom #
Christina Hendricks self-shot nude leaked (NSFW) http://t.co/OkBN5yrM #
@WilliamShatner @shatnersworld you know what hurts Bill? No Kansas CIty #
Uhhhh what? http://t.co/MTq8VoJa #
I wonder if this would have happened had he been a minority or Muslim..... http://t.co/iRJgBVHK #
Which is funny bc no US politician is actually a Christian RT @KCStar: In U.S. politics, religion still plays a part. http://t.co/s2IxY8vW #
This is a photo of a black man rollerblading #rare RT @NappdogMrFuccIt: @afentra @dannyboi965 http://t.co/zkIHxJHN #
And please give mr @NappdogMrFuccIt a follow, but NEVER leave him alone with yo woman #hideyokidshideyowife #
Dont eat Cinnabon before you work at Schlitterbahn or youll grow ur waistbahnd RT @kmbc: Schlitterbahn Waterpark to hire more than 600 #
I hear Jeff City is full of #sluts RT @KCStar: Rush Limbaugh to be included in Hall of Famous Missourians in state Capitol. #
Someone has friends...“@chicagotribune: G-8 summit has been canceled in Chicago. Will be held at Camp David instead.” #
Received an interview opportunity from @lifelock, sorry guys not till you drop Rush #slut #
.@AOL has dropped Rush Limbaugh. Turned out to be the best PR move EVER as I now know AOL still exists. #
My wife keeps making interesting fashion choices. I don't care if Joes Jeans are in, these are hideous http://t.co/AAPyabCm #
JohnMcCain says air strikes necessary after "year of bloodshed" in Syria. I didn't know we developed bloodshed free bombs! #
@clairecmc @afentra Let me ask you a ? Claire. Should a senator who votes against her constituents be re-elected? #notrelated #
Im sure leg will fix issue RT @J_Hancock: #MO Senate now discussing bill aimed at preventing doctor shopping for prescription drugs. #moleg #
@J_Hancock does all govt legislation in Mo now involve putting people in jail for longer? Is this all politicians know what to do? #
The last two have gone swimmingly RT @CBSNews: Obama, Netanyahu talk possible war with Iran http://t.co/8ZB5LdkC (via @CBSEveningNews) #
I get riled up about world events, no one cares and it makes me more upset. Then this happens and makes it better http://t.co/8g84LD9j #
@davidhsky @davidwain @mshowalter SPOILER ALERT!! THANKS GUY ON INTERNET #
@tomhanks she doing a radio tour? If so love to have her... #
@BillyHallowell as an appointed repof the left we will trade our outrage in exchange for government staying out of bedroom AND a pb&j #
This is why you should follow gottalaff RT @GottaLaff: Miss this? The legal case against attacking Iran http://t.co/5HdBoX7b #TPC #
My thc, u? RT @NebulaExplorer: @dannyboi965 hey Danny, what's up? #
I feel like Keanu Reeves looks #whoa #
@AwkwrdWhenSober this next bit is for u #placebo #
The problem with #wpbm is now I need a nap #betterthansex #
The Way - Fastball #wpbm #
@TheDaileyDeb WHERE WERE YOU 10 MINUTES AGO!>!?!?!?! #
Tomorrow's forecast calls for froth RT @kmbc: Santorum to Campaign in Lenexa Wednesday http://t.co/4auzHGJq #
@RockyAnderson Why is the Southwestern US not moving toward embracing solar as 1st source of power during the day? #Wastedresources #
@Cliffalus I want a movie where the animals went wild in a zoo and engaged in mortal combat with humans. Then they made "The Zookeeper" #
Gregg Williams have you no shame? #Saints RT @kmbc: Man Accused Of Offering Bounties On Police #
@RIP_patsquatch nope one entry is all you need #
@Ms_Nene settings->filter->add email->send to trash &delete . Never see it again #
@abigail_hiles out of context this tweet is hilarious #
@abigail_hiles inferring it ever leaves....for shame. #
Sorry about tweet spam today, I'm lonley and no one is here to pretend to listen...@MVS_Dude doesnt count #
Died from laughing RT @jennjam: @dannyboi965 @cliffalus a giraffe died on set of that movie #AnimalCruetly #zookeeper #
@LeahWould @MVS_Dude dont talk to mark, he's not people #
@Cliffalus @jennjam Scatter! http://t.co/7985P7V5 #
We're doomed http://t.co/WeW96LQ5 #
Super Morrissey Bros. http://t.co/VtvVXK2y #
@KCjoker @MVS_Dude when he earns a soul #closetginger #
Snooki is pregnant and Peyton Manning is no longer a Colt. To stop the prophecy we must keep @BettyWhite alive at all costs! #
Did @MatthewModine tweet everyone or just me? Lol #random if just me wanna do an interview this week? #
Stop worrying about Rush, he's been an asshole for 20 years. Start worrying about government. #
The furor over #Rush is so pointless, he's a man on the radio. @clairemc has voted for #NDAA and supported #PIPA Who is worse? #
@DanielKitts well I'd imagine Geddy's rendition of slut would be 7/12 minutes of sheer prog rock #
Gates BBQ at dinner time is a Libertarian's dream #norules #
@JeffreyFeldman Entitlement Pockets for everyone! #
SO about that interview? Wanna talk "Somebody" to KC? #yepmathewmodineistweetingme “@MatthewModine: @buppetry @dannyboi965 like what?” #
.@MatthewModine no it IS interesting AND an honor! That's why I was confused,I don't know if you know this, but um, you're Matthew Modine! #
@MatthewModine it isnt everyday my twitter feed gets this exciting.we'd love to have you call into the show sometime dannyboi@965thebuzz.com #
This is why police who use the community relations model are so much more effective than the paramilitary ones http://t.co/2P9kCeDv #
@MatthewModine @JesusWasACommie @workhousepr great, nice to meet your tweet aquantence, hopefully we can hammer something out. #
@MatthewModine @JesusWasACommie @workhousepr Jesus was a commie. I'm surprised the right doesnt call communion "entitlement bread" #
UNLESS YOU'RE POOR! THEN ALL THE TAXES! “@JeffreyFeldman: no taxes for anyone for anything!” #
@JohnFugelsang You just don't get it do you? If I cheer loud enough I wont have to work anymore! Also lottery #
Lol Man finds way to render ALL #TSA body scanners worthless http://t.co/ZOybyjty #
Today I learned that defending Rush Limbaugh makes listeners turn on me. #
@SimpleXI The point is why do we care what Rush does? He doesn't make policy. He's said worse, this merely solidifies his base. #
.@SimpleXI and one cant go to a Jesuit university then claim foul regarding Catholic Beliefs. #
.@SimpleXI Now the fact that Georgetown REQUIRES her to purchase insurance makes this more iffy, Rush is wrong, but the furor is silly #
@AwkwrdWhenSober if they want a troll, I'll show them....I'LL SHOW THEM ALL #
@TheFakeNed @Heycameraman yes. Let me finish in the bathroom and I'll send you something interesting #
@TheFakeNed @Heycameraman http://t.co/r1yGA8R0 calls into question veracity and intention of movement. #Idontknowenough #
@dougbenson I have no idea the validity of this, but some are calling #KONY a fraud http://t.co/OdHaG7nA #
#KONY #KONY2012 a fraud? Go here http://t.co/HV9TIOKE http://t.co/sigrbduO #
@stephcon no not real, questionable at best. Check out http://t.co/PDw6UjDB #
@JohnFugelsang regarding #KONY there are questions concerning legitimacy visiblechildren.tumblr.com #stillawful #
Shayna, you know how impatient I am RT @TheShaynaRose: Okay, just one You'll have to wait for more... http://t.co/yRCOyGhI #
I dont know wat to think about this Kony business. On one hand horrific, on the other invisible children seems shady. #
Did ESPN just sunspot? #
Watching this press conference, I'm convinced Irsay and Manning have had sex. #
Now #Irsay is crying. We just found out who the bottom is. #
This is more uncomfortable than a Ben Stiller Movie. #PeytonManning #
We love each other, we're just not in love #Staytogetherforthekids #PeytonManning #
I wish DX Music would start playing, Jim Ross starts screaming, "Good God that's Andrew Lucks music!" Irsay hits #manning with chair. #
Luck walked out on stage wearing #18 carrying a chair, Irsay stood between the past and future, took the chair, and walloped manning. #
Get that $$$$ RT @chrisrock: Working on Madagascar 3 today. http://t.co/A26gcWjA #
@robdelaney Dennis Haysbert must send chills down your spine #
Big thanks to @Espn @Sportscenter for repeatedly including the #Chiefs in their #Manning Discussions....... whats that? oh right they didnt #
@TheVividLight was at max! He got better! #
This makes 0 sense RT @kmbc: Democratic Women, Including Mccaskill, Fill Campaign Bank Accounts Thanks to Rush http://t.co/z8UWbj2n #
People are giving more to female dems bc of what rush said, because clearly they will pass laws against him. #
@amybruni what is this? A glass for ants?!?!? #
As a progressive I find it interesting to argue counter to my own train of thought; apparently listeners do not #Kony #Rush #
Arguing with someone who says "America isn't exceptional". Don't they remember the part in he Bible where God makes a covenant with the USA? #
@yeti_detective whatd i miss?? #
Which is funny because Romney is just 2012's Kerry RT @CBSThisMorning: Sen. @JohnKerry calls Romney's behavior on Iran "irresponsible" #
What are we gonna do? Raise awareness! How are gonna do it? By switching our avatars on social media! #facepalm #KONY #
Yes, now RT @HatchBill: @dannyboi965 have you brought up the point that Cops can search our cell phones with no warrant now? #
Anyone who was up in arms about Bush and #FISA should be losing your mind over @BarackObama's cell phone spying #worse #
@AwkwrdWhenSober the sad thing is no one seems to understand I'm not pro Kony, lol, I'm merely pointing out problems with movement #
@AwkwrdWhenSober text from actual email, "YOU WANT THIS GUY TO KEEP RAPING KIDS YOU FUCK? I hope you get addicted to drugs!" #wat #
My brother needs a job. Who has open positions? tell me what u got #gethimoutofmyhome #
Using the US military as intl police always shady RT @LittleMcCoyFish: @dannyboi965 http://t.co/VsnT6Uwj. Stiill shady? #
@mattpetty lol. Yeah that's a big niner niner. #
@Matttheww30 thx found the listing! #
Yes. We saw you too RT @chevyg816: @dannyboi965 were you in slimfast just in QT in waldo...if you were I saw you, I work there! #
New Bill Proposed By John McCain Could Have The Military Monitor The Internet http://t.co/f6KxypuG #
Why is someone who can operate a personal computer (John McCain) allowed to make bills regarding the Internet? #
@LittleMcCoyFish bringing the plight of these kids to the public eye is wonderful. #
Watching Xmen2 with the the boy. The green screen scenery looks awful. Couldn't buy a plane ticket to an actual forest on $100 million? #
Siri finally on older devices, i4Siri released #jailbreak http://t.co/jfT0NNvw #
NO, CLEANING NIGHTMARE AVOID RT @afentra: I may have just ordered Squishy Baff (express shipping). Then again, maybe not. #
Big day tomorrow: giving away cochella trip, M83 in DC, Xbox, bb tix, and sold out radiohead tix to one lucky winner. What # should I call? #
@jimrome @QBKILLA premium doesn't count.... Also men in your tax brackets don't really have to worry about gas prices. #
Let me make this clear: sending me pics of your boobs does NOT increase your chances of winning, sending your penises HURTS your odds. #
@LonkGuy yer last 4 of cell #
@jonesdrew NBHNC #
Oh did I just Remington Steele up in here? #yesidid #
Ugandan blogger @rosebellk explains why #KONY2012 vid is wrong http://t.co/xjYJekkj #
@richardhine @WhizChem @TheNewDeal @pari_passu @flossofer Thank u Richard! #hegavemeapityFF #
@o0_bam_0o @BaldiLOX0391 @KCjoker @afentra black tambourine ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED #
Want radiohead Tix? Send me a photo with the #STOPKONY Here is an example http://t.co/mI321jqZ #
The bar has been set. Beat this RT @EMPulseKC: @dannyboi965 #STOPKONY (Am I doing it right?) http://t.co/TOIz0iPD #
Jesus Christ RT @alstrace: @dannyboi965 I had to be the poop donor today for my moms fecal transplant. I deserve to win this! #
Congrats to @TimPafford for this http://t.co/HxpeFaef A man who strips down to this will clearly #stopkony #
I'm not a tin foil hat, I'm right. #Anonymous now considered "Terrorists" and anti-terror laws now apply http://t.co/JWc2XVgG #
@EMPulseKC it was hard. Yours made me lol pretty damn good. But when I saw the bikini briefs....I couldn't go back #
Coming up Christian Jacobs of the Aquabats! #
Im going to sport a HALF Windsor RT @JohnFugelsang: This Mitt-mentum is so exciting I'm gonna go buy me a pair of loafers WITHOUT tassels. #
If you updated your AT&T iphone 4s to 5.1, it did not make it 4g (despite what the screen is telling you) . #marketing http://t.co/AxRSn4pG #
Greatest Olive Garden review ever http://t.co/P86uQyQv #
I approve RT @LeahWould: @dannyboi965 "Two long, warm breadsticks" made my mind dive to the gutter, and I couldn't go on reading. LOL #
@benminer I imagine the only harder interview would be Charles Grodin #
If I had to suffer through it ... “@KCStar: Should students still have to learn cursive? http://t.co/dOGDdx9N” #
@IMKristenBell Here's Ugandan blogger @rosebellk responding to and asking questions about Kony vid. http://t.co/UQ6EOSFg #
@benminer could be worse....could be Russel Crowe. Im very jealous #
More @theaquabats after Christian Jacobs was on this AM, performing truly madly deeply http://t.co/up6odIeU #
I'm ska out of control now... Buck O' Nine My Town http://t.co/y8lm9qra #
Reel Big Fish Beer #Skoutofcontrol http://t.co/7bb9Vwq6 #
As relevant now as it was when it first came out, NOFX "Idiots are taking over" http://t.co/is6I8sAU #driveintwitter #
@MatthewModine @buppetry @JesusWasACommie @OWS_PR his people talked to my people (aka me as I have no people) and we are gunning for nxt wk #
.@woot this is some bullshit. If I wanna log in using twitter YOU can post tweets? #poorchoice http://t.co/fWytNVXX #
.@woot I appreciate the clarification, I love you guys. I fear elevated privileges #chmod777 #
US Senator believes the Bible refutes global warming. #doomed http://t.co/7TGpZRxD #
"to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous." http://t.co/7TGpZRxD #
What's the Matter With Kansas? RT @AP: BREAKING: Rick Santorum has overwhelmingly won the Kansas Republican presidential caucuses #
Nailed it RT @drovettaedge: @dannyboi965 Same thing that is wrong with Missouri, it would appear. #
Santorum won Kansas & Mo... Can we finally merge Jackson and Johnson county and form the 51st state? #
Sounds better than Kanssouri or Mansas RT @brekdouglas89: @dannyboi965 it could be called Mosas #biblical #
If Cascadia is a movement #Mosas should be too! Jackson and Johnsonites hear me! The time has come to leave behind our states! #
Santorum wins cauc? Delish RT @KCStar: CNN projects Santorum has won Kansas caucus. http://t.co/5MFVUzmT #
@Tuxedobird we must breed faster then they do. #
@Tuxedobird than #
@nkogan http://t.co/BPjVLzCG best thing ever #
@nkogan give that website 30 minutes a day, heck just do a chapter, by the end you've got a good grasp. #
@nkogan I got into it to solve problems we had around my old job. I wish I had learned python or straight c first instead of java #
@nkogan python just works and it's so easy to implement! I'll work on it with you if you want! #spearreunion #
I mean no offense to Miz fans, congrats on the win! BUT I do find it odd I have more @SportingKC mentions in my timeline.... #soccertown #
Not that the media cares....but there are currently 35k + people protesting Gov Scott Walker in Madison, WI right now @CNN @MSNBC @ABCNEWS #
@nkogan Reddit co-founder Steve Huffman is teaching a free online programming class in April on python : beginner http://t.co/P2TCOwHq #
With the #Redskins trading with the Rams to get the #2 pick, if I'm RG3 I'm going back to school for one more year.... #
@robdelaney YOU BASTARD I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING!!!! #
Wait the Jets gave Sanchez a contract extension? The "Pioli way" must be catching on.... #

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